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The real neezles is the younger sister of another previous member, Hannah Banana, or Aych Bee ( HB ). Neezles' first stay in the interguild was not a pleasant one. She spammed many impossible levels for Hannah and the Pirate Caves. Even her possible caves weren't very well developed. Many of these caves were slammed with poor ratings and reviews, and eventually Livio deleted a number of them, due to their impossibility.
Neezles also took note of Livio holding the record for spending the most time online consecutively, and then declared that she would break this record. She twice attempted this, and both times she fell far short. Eventually, she just became inactive.
One day in December 2009, a_neezles_a came online, and declared that she wanted her account to be deleted from the interguild. With Livio being the only one with the power to delete accounts, Quirvy was unable to do so, but instead, he offered to commandeer her account, so that she would no longer have control of it. She agreed, and Quirvy responded by openly posting her new password on the chatbox, specifically so that neezles, and other members as well, could use her account. Quirvy then edited Neezles' user settings so that the account would appear to be mainly obsessed to pineapples, a reference to cedric_09_ trying to be "random and funny" by use of the word pineapple (it was not very successful), at around the same time. Not soon after, Quirvy realized that he needed to change the password again, because non-members could also see the password and log onto the account. At this point, nothing had really been done so that the public was aware of this takeover.
Neezles' new avatar following the takeover
Quirvy then contacted Livio, and requested that he make it so that this newly acquired account would appear to always be online, so that he could stage her trying, and succeeding at breaking Livio's record. Livio agreed, and without any of the other staff members knowing about this, the plan was put into action. Quirvy created a new topic, GOING FOR RECORD under a_neezles_a, where neezles, depicted as one who poorly understands English and always uses caps lock, declares that she will break Livio's record for longest time online. This topic included a poll asking members for their opinions on whether or not neezles would break the record, and a header, claiming that she would indeed break the record.
Shos, playing along, but not knowing what he was really up against, declared that whatever time neezles could reach, shos would be able to beat it, using something that would automatically refresh his page every ten seconds. Neezles of course, accepted this challenge, and before an entire day had passed, both had beaten Livio's record, and Isa had already banned both accounts to prevent them from doing this. Shos was unable to carry on, but neezles, not playing by the rules, continued to break the record.
The staff members, or at least some of them, were able to realize that neezles was not actually online, and Jell confirmed this by changing neezle's username. This new username would show up, but at the same time, a_neezles_a would still be listed at the top of the online members box.
The height of the whole scheme occurred right around when Neezles was about to surpass the 24 hour mark. Many people were online when it happened, including the real neezles account under a different username. However, instead of the online members box displaying her as being online for 24 hours, it ended up displaying it as <1 min.
Everyone took note of this, and then Livio changed the Online Members Box, so that once neezles passes one hour, it is no longer 1 hour and 30 minutes, but 1.5 hours. He also made it count past 24 hours.
a_neezles_a managed to be listed as online for 50.5 hours, before Livio removed her from the list, and then Quirvy Banned her, and claimed her to be "Perma-banned" due to her bad grammar.
Effects of the Takeover
Neezles did not actually remain permanently banned. In fact, the real neezles returned about six months after the takeover and took back the account. She would then go on to legitimately get herself permanently banned from the Interguild
Several users, such as Jazz and Krotomo, were not aware of the takeover and began criticizing neezles for taking pride in something as unimportant as staying online longer than any other member. Neezles responded by claiming that they were just jealous of her greatness.
Overall, this entire scheme led to neezles' karma increasing by 3.
Shos also managed to (il)legitimately beat the unofficial record for longest time online by staying online for about 13 hours, before Isa banned him in order to prevent him from appearing on the Online Members Box.
20 times, the neezles account was recorded as being banned or unbanned in the Staff's Ban Log (The Ban Log records all Bans, Karma and General, made on any users. This does not record suspensions)
A competition was held in memory of Neezles, who was at the time banned, called the Neezles Remembrance Competition. A non-existent cave called "a_neezles_a" won the competition, apparently made by 3 users, all with the username, "a_neezles_a". soccerboy13542 came in 2nd place, and shos in 3rd.
December 10th was declared "INTERNATIONEEZLE DAY"
PM's to Shos
To entertain himself, and shos, Quirvy sent multiple PM's to Shos' account under neezles. The following are the PM's sent, in order from oldest to newest:
You have received a warning from the Interguild Staff for the following reason:
Overuse of bad grammar.
If you feel you were falsely accused, or the reason above was not understood, please reply to this message.
HE SEND MESSAGE ABOVE AT ME. PLEZE WARN HIM OFF. I NO DO WRONG NOTHING
This first Private Message was sent out prior to shos challenging Neezles to an online time duel. Everything following it relates to him trying to beat whatever record she accomplishes.
YOU IS FAIL IN FUTURE. I IS WILL BEAT THE POOP OUT OF YOU. YOU IS LOSER.
I IS LIKE GREAT PINEAPPLE. I IS LARGE, COMMANDING, BIG, AND I HAS GREEN STUFF ON HEAD. I IS GREAT. I IS DOMINATING.
YOU IS LIKE EGG. YOU IS STUPID. YOU IS ROUND AND BORING. YOU IS NO CHANCE AT BEATING ME.
THIS IS YOU
IF I IS YOU, I GIVE UP, BECAUSE I NO CHANCE AGAINST NEEZLES. NEEZLES IS GREAT GREAT GREAT PERSON, SHOS IS NOT SO GREAT. NEEZLES SHATTER SHOS DREAMS. NEEZLES GET RECORD, SHOS GET CRYING
YOU IS STUPID EGG
NO CHANCE YOU STAND.
HUMPY DUMPY SAT ON WALL
HUMPY DUMPY HAD A FALL
ALL KING HORSE AND ALL KING MEN
HAD SCRAMBLED EGGS THEN
YOU IS HUMPY DUMPY
IT FEEL BAD? I MAKE HAHA AT YOU. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
NEEZLE STAY ON INTERGUILD 24 HOUR, BUT SHOS ONLY STAY 13 HOUR. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I SAY YOU IS LIKE EGG, I BE RIGHT
Neezles' Opening Post and Victory Speech
I IS SIMPLE CHILD, PLEZE EXCUSE NOT GOOD GRAMMAR.
I TRY BREAK RECORD BEFORE PREVIOUSLY BUT NOT I WIN. ACCEL WIN. ACCEL HOLD 12 HOUR RECORD FOR I MUST WHICH BREAK. I IS STAY ON FOR HOUR LONGER THAN HE, I WILL.
I MAKE VICTORY SPEECH
ONE DAY OF PAST, NEEZLE SAY, "I BREAK RECORD", BUT PEOPLE SAY "NO YOU NOT", AND SHOS SAY "I BEAT YOU"
BUT, DAY LATER, NEEZLES WIN. DAY OF NOW DEDICATE TO INTERNATIONEEZLE DAY. DAY OF THIS, ALL WORLD THINK OF NEEZLE AND GREAT WIN OF NEEZLE. NEEZLE RISE AGAINST UP CHALLENGE OF GREAT. SHOS MAKE TRY PREVENT ME BEAT HIM AND ACCELERON RECORD. SHOS TRY CHEAT, BUT SHOS STIL FAIL, BECAUSE SHOS NO MATCH AT NEEZLES. FOR REWARD, NEEZLE SUGGEST SITE CHANGE TO "PINEAPPLEGUILD"
The "GOING FOR RECORD" Topic
a_neezles_a's User Profile
The Weekly Update Following the Scheme
The Neezles Remembrance Competition News Post
The winning entrant to the neezles remembrance competition
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