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Pre-Takeover

The real neezles is the younger sister of another previous member, Hannah Banana, or Aych Bee ( HB ). Neezles' first stay in the interguild was not a pleasant one. She spammed many impossible levels for Hannah and the Pirate Caves. Even her possible caves weren't very well developed. Many of these caves were slammed with poor ratings and reviews, and eventually Livio deleted a number of them, due to their impossibility.

Neezles also took note of Livio holding the record for spending the most time online consecutively, and then declared that she would break this record. She twice attempted this, and both times she fell far short. Eventually, she just became inactive.

The Takeover

One day in December 2009, a_neezles_a came online, and declared that she wanted her account to be deleted from the interguild. With Livio being the only one with the power to delete accounts, Quirvy was unable to do so, but instead, he offered to commandeer her account, so that she would no longer have control of it. She agreed, and Quirvy responded by openly posting her new password on the chatbox, specifically so that neezles, and other members as well, could use her account. Quirvy then edited Neezles' user settings so that the account would appear to be mainly obsessed to pineapples, a reference to cedric_09_ trying to be "random and funny" by use of the word pineapple (it was not very successful), at around the same time. Not soon after, Quirvy realized that he needed to change the password again, because non-members could also see the password and log onto the account. At this point, nothing had really been done so that the public was aware of this takeover.

Neezles' new avatar following the takeover

Quirvy then contacted Livio, and requested that he make it so that this newly acquired account would appear to always be online, so that he could stage her trying, and succeeding at breaking Livio's record. Livio agreed, and without any of the other staff members knowing about this, the plan was put into action. Quirvy created a new topic, GOING FOR RECORD under a_neezles_a, where neezles, depicted as one who poorly understands English and always uses caps lock, declares that she will break Livio's record for longest time online. This topic included a poll asking members for their opinions on whether or not neezles would break the record, and a header, claiming that she would indeed break the record.

Shos, playing along, but not knowing what he was really up against, declared that whatever time neezles could reach, shos would be able to beat it, using something that would automatically refresh his page every ten seconds. Neezles of course, accepted this challenge, and before an entire day had passed, both had beaten Livio's record, and Isa had already banned both accounts to prevent them from doing this. Shos was unable to carry on, but neezles, not playing by the rules, continued to break the record.

The staff members, or at least some of them, were able to realize that neezles was not actually online, and Jell confirmed this by changing neezle's username. This new username would show up, but at the same time, a_neezles_a would still be listed at the top of the online members box.

The height of the whole scheme occurred right around when Neezles was about to surpass the 24 hour mark. Many people were online when it happened, including the real neezles account under a different username. However, instead of the online members box displaying her as being online for 24 hours, it ended up displaying it as <1 min.

Everyone took note of this, and then Livio changed the Online Members Box, so that once neezles passes one hour, it is no longer 1 hour and 30 minutes, but 1.5 hours. He also made it count past 24 hours.

a_neezles_a managed to be listed as online for 50.5 hours, before Livio removed her from the list, and then Quirvy Banned her, and claimed her to be "Perma-banned" due to her bad grammar.

Effects of the Takeover

Neezles did not actually remain permanently banned. In fact, the real neezles returned about six months after the takeover and took back the account. She would then go on to legitimately get herself permanently banned from the Interguild

Several users, such as Jazz and Krotomo, were not aware of the takeover and began criticizing neezles for taking pride in something as unimportant as staying online longer than any other member. Neezles responded by claiming that they were just jealous of her greatness.

Overall, this entire scheme led to neezles' karma increasing by 3.

Shos also managed to (il)legitimately beat the unofficial record for longest time online by staying online for about 13 hours, before Isa banned him in order to prevent him from appearing on the Online Members Box.

20 times, the neezles account was recorded as being banned or unbanned in the Staff's Ban Log (The Ban Log records all Bans, Karma and General, made on any users. This does not record suspensions)

A competition was held in memory of Neezles, who was at the time banned, called the Neezles Remembrance Competition. A non-existent cave called "a_neezles_a" won the competition, apparently made by 3 users, all with the username, "a_neezles_a". soccerboy13542 came in 2nd place, and shos in 3rd.

December 10th was declared "INTERNATIONEEZLE DAY"

PM's to Shos

To entertain himself, and shos, Quirvy sent multiple PM's to Shos' account under neezles. The following are the PM's sent, in order from oldest to newest:

neezles said:
Quirvy said:
You have received a warning from the Interguild Staff for the following reason:

Overuse of bad grammar.

If you feel you were falsely accused, or the reason above was not understood, please reply to this message.



HE SEND MESSAGE ABOVE AT ME. PLEZE WARN HIM OFF. I NO DO WRONG NOTHING


This first Private Message was sent out prior to shos challenging Neezles to an online time duel. Everything following it relates to him trying to beat whatever record she accomplishes.

a_neezles_a said:
YOU IS FAIL IN FUTURE. I IS WILL BEAT THE POOP OUT OF YOU. YOU IS LOSER.
a_neezles_a said:
I IS LIKE GREAT PINEAPPLE. I IS LARGE, COMMANDING, BIG, AND I HAS GREEN STUFF ON HEAD. I IS GREAT. I IS DOMINATING.

YOU IS LIKE EGG. YOU IS STUPID. YOU IS ROUND AND BORING. YOU IS NO CHANCE AT BEATING ME.

THIS IS YOU

a_neezles_a said:
IF I IS YOU, I GIVE UP, BECAUSE I NO CHANCE AGAINST NEEZLES. NEEZLES IS GREAT GREAT GREAT PERSON, SHOS IS NOT SO GREAT. NEEZLES SHATTER SHOS DREAMS. NEEZLES GET RECORD, SHOS GET CRYING
a_neezles_a said:
YOU IS STUPID EGG
a_neezles_a said:
NO CHANCE YOU STAND.
a_neezles_a said:
HUMPY DUMPY SAT ON WALL
HUMPY DUMPY HAD A FALL
ALL KING HORSE AND ALL KING MEN
HAD SCRAMBLED EGGS THEN

YOU IS HUMPY DUMPY
a_neezles_a said:
IT FEEL BAD? I MAKE HAHA AT YOU. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

NEEZLE STAY ON INTERGUILD 24 HOUR, BUT SHOS ONLY STAY 13 HOUR. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I SAY YOU IS LIKE EGG, I BE RIGHT


Neezles' Opening Post and Victory Speech

a_neezles_a said:
I IS SIMPLE CHILD, PLEZE EXCUSE NOT GOOD GRAMMAR.
I TRY BREAK RECORD BEFORE PREVIOUSLY BUT NOT I WIN. ACCEL WIN. ACCEL HOLD 12 HOUR RECORD FOR I MUST WHICH BREAK. I IS STAY ON FOR HOUR LONGER THAN HE, I WILL.
a_neezles_a said:
I MAKE VICTORY SPEECH

ONE DAY OF PAST, NEEZLE SAY, "I BREAK RECORD", BUT PEOPLE SAY "NO YOU NOT", AND SHOS SAY "I BEAT YOU"

BUT, DAY LATER, NEEZLES WIN. DAY OF NOW DEDICATE TO INTERNATIONEEZLE DAY. DAY OF THIS, ALL WORLD THINK OF NEEZLE AND GREAT WIN OF NEEZLE. NEEZLE RISE AGAINST UP CHALLENGE OF GREAT. SHOS MAKE TRY PREVENT ME BEAT HIM AND ACCELERON RECORD. SHOS TRY CHEAT, BUT SHOS STIL FAIL, BECAUSE SHOS NO MATCH AT NEEZLES. FOR REWARD, NEEZLE SUGGEST SITE CHANGE TO "PINEAPPLEGUILD"


Links

The "GOING FOR RECORD" Topic
a_neezles_a's User Profile
The Weekly Update Following the Scheme
The Neezles Remembrance Competition News Post
The winning entrant to the neezles remembrance competition
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Livio
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Sunday, May 2 2010, 11:05 pm EST

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Quote:
Overall, this entire scheme led to neezles' karma increasing by 3.
lol
And I think I gave her quite a lot of karma for that at the time.
a_neezles_a
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Sunday, May 2 2010, 11:13 pm EST
rob garrett

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oh my gosh i'm part of interguild history!! can't believe this
can't believe this i have an article dedicated to *me*! i'm the most famous on interguild noooooooooowwwwwwwww....


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Livio
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Sunday, May 2 2010, 11:17 pm EST

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no! you'll never overshadow D52!

btw, we could use a D52 article.
a_neezles_a
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Sunday, May 2 2010, 11:18 pm EST
rob garrett

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QUIRVY ILY FOR LIFE <3


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a_neezles_a
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Sunday, May 2 2010, 11:19 pm EST
rob garrett

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GO AWAY LIVVY YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT YOU'RE TOO LAME TO HAVE YOUR OWN ARTICLE =_=


rob garrett
Quirvy
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Livio said:
no! you'll never overshadow D52!

btw, we could use a D52 article.
I plan on eventually writing an article about all of the little schemes we've done. D52, the kitti takeover, and then a large article for all of the smaller things, like CSD's dignity being held hostage.



spooky secret
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Does this mean I'll be part of the IG's history? The Kitti Takeover was my account spam scheme, right?
Livio
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Sunday, May 2 2010, 11:41 pm EST

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Captain Obvious and friends
a_neezles_a
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Sunday, May 2 2010, 11:41 pm EST
rob garrett

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If you're going to write an article on Kitti. >>


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Harumbai
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Monday, May 3 2010, 12:44 am EST
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I was wondering who wrote this article when Quirvy was in it so much, but then it turned out to be Quirvy anyway and all is well and pinapply. By the way karma to Quirvy for such an amusing article.


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canadianstickdeath
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Can't karma articles. Tells me post doesn't exist.
shos
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Monday, May 3 2010, 1:21 am EST
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fixed typo(achy Bee???)


jazz
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Monday, May 3 2010, 1:38 am EST

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I IS STAY ON FOR HOUR LONGER THAN HE, I WILL.

Hmm... who does this sound like?
Edit: THIS IS MY 314 POST. I WISH POST WAS 3.14.
Isa
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Monday, May 3 2010, 3:28 am EST
No. I'm an octopus.

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Quote:
HUMPY DUMPY SAT ON WALL
HUMPY DUMPY HAD A FALL
ALL KING HORSE AND ALL KING MEN
HAD SCRAMBLED EGGS THEN


This poem shall forever get remembered.
Quirvy
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Isa said:
Quote:
HUMPY DUMPY SAT ON WALL
HUMPY DUMPY HAD A FALL
ALL KING HORSE AND ALL KING MEN
HAD SCRAMBLED EGGS THEN


This poem shall forever get remembered.
It was great and all, but when I look back at it, I'm mad, because I think that the second line should instead say, "HUMPY DUMPY HAD GREAT FALL"



spooky secret
Livio
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canadianstickdeath said:
Can't karma articles. Tells me post doesn't exist.
FIXED
after all this time...

lol better hurry, or 10 days will have passed...
Quirvy
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Update on the Account of a_neezles_a

a_neezles_a's suspension came close to an end today when she reached less than a day left.

Then new users started showing up claiming to by Hannah Banana, except without the grammar and correct username.

This person claimed that they were indeed Hannah Banana, and impressively logged onto Hannah Banana's old interguild account to prove it.

This however was not enough to impress Quirvy and Dando, and as a result, Neezles has been further suspended until June 14th(previous suspension ended on the 8th)


Livio claims that neezles could have easily gained access to hannah banana's old account, but I did some research, and found that aych bee has made some interesting posts  over the last month(neezles suspension, basically) on the old interguild, using her mod powers on a few select forum sections, and the random chat board when it was temporarily unlocked:

Quote:
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Quote:
Quirvy said:
Lol. Lets use a color darker than black then

Well, I like the direction we're heading in. It's better than some fluffy story about marraige and having to retrieve wedding rings in the cavern of happiness.

So basically, I agree that we should use darker colors.


dat wud b gr8!!!! and it be abut furer

Quote:
overlord ad furehr kaivz


Quote:
testin hello overlord

Quote:
bowez 2 overlord

Quote:
it shud be furer and overlord kaivz


Topic = "post piktures of cut bunies here", aych bee said:


Quote:
overlord roolz


overlord said:
I am awesome.
aych bee said:
that iz troo


I dunno guys. this might actually be hannah banana. What do you guys think?



spooky secret
snowman
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Tuesday, June 8 2010, 6:03 am EST
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If it's HB, why extend Neezles's ban?






Isa
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Because it isn't HB?
kk66464522
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Tuesday, June 8 2010, 7:27 am EST

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just ban neezles forever.I am out of her/him.wrong grammar,It's I am,NOT I is!!If she/he said someone is a broken egg,he/she's a pineapple,If I am the admin,I am a KNIFE!


my account's are:
kk664645(fake_crates_test)
michael_HKHK(FCE_IV_DOUBLE_RAPID)
i_luv_hk_5(untimed of cave upload,just for fun and it will not upload any caves by me)
snowman
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Tuesday, June 8 2010, 7:45 am EST
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That was all planned by Quirvy, Neezles is a real person, but the horrible grammar was done by Quirv as a joke.

And do you ban someone if their grammar is bad? It's not like your grammar is excellent anyway.






shos
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Thursday, June 10 2010, 4:36 pm EST
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we don't ban people for grammer, it's just something we 'add' to the reasons for the ban to amuse. neezles was indeed controlled by mods once, but then the real neezles came back, and started really offending the interguild rules, so she's banned.


sup_mus
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Monday, October 10 2011, 4:01 am EST
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the post said: December 10th was declared "INTERNATIONEEZLE DAY"

lol. my birthday the 9th of december


Sup
Thomas
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Monday, October 10 2011, 4:08 am EST
the clique shall prevail

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Woah this is creepy but it occured to me that Haily/Livio's mom's birthday is on December 10 and to make things even more weird, it's their dads birthday today...  
Yaya
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Monday, October 10 2011, 6:37 am EST

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To make things even more weird, you know Livio/Haily's parents birthdays...



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