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POLL: Are canadians pwnful?

Yes
8 votes - 32%
No
17 votes - 68%
Total Votes: 25
Jorster
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Saturday, June 26 2010, 1:09 pm EST
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things canadians invented:


acrylics (Plexiglas/Perspex/Lucite) - William Chalmers
Actar 911 CPR Dummy - Dianne Croteau, Richard Brault and Jonathan Vinden
air-conditioned railway coach - Henry Ruttan (1858)
antigravity suit - Wilbur R. Franks (1940)
Balderdash - Laura Robinson and Paul Toyne (1984)
basketball - James Naismith (1892)
batteryless radio (AC radio tube) - Edward Samuel Rogers Sr. (1925)
bovril
butter substitute
Canadarm - SPAR and the National Aeronautical Establishment (1981)
calcium carbide and acetylene gas (production of) - Thomas L. "Carbide" Wilson (1892)
carcino embryonic antigen (CEA) blood test - Dr. Phil Gold (1968)
cardiac intensive care unit (first)
cobalt bomb - University of Saskatchewan and Eldorado Mining and Refining (1951)
compound marine engine - Benjamin Franklin Tibbets compound revolving snow shovel (trains)
computerized braille
crash position indicator (C.P.I) - Harry T. Stevinson and David M. Makow (1959)



dental mirror
disintegrating plastic
ear piercer
electric cooking range - Thomas Ahearn (1882)
electric hand prosthesis for children - Helmut Lukas (1971)
electrical car (North America's first)
electric wheelchair - George J. Klein
electron microscope - Prof. E. F. Burton and Cecil Hall, James Hillier and Albert Prebus (late 1930s)
electronic wave organ - Frank Morse Robb (1927)
explosives vapour detector - Dr Lorne Elias (1990)
fathometer - Reginald Fessenden
film developing tank
five pin bowling - Thomas E. Ryan (1909)
foghorn - Robert Foulis (1854)
frozen fish - Dr. Archibald G. Huntsman (1926)



garbage bag (green plastic) - Harry Wasyluk and Larry Hanson (1950s)
Gestalt Photo Mapper - G. Hobrough (1975)
gingerale - John J. McLaughlin (1904)
goalie mask - Jacques Plante (1959)
Green ink - Thomas Sterry Hunt (1862)
hair tonic
heart valve operation (first)
helicopter trap (for landing on ships)
helium as a substitute for hydrogen in airships
hydrofoil boat - Alexander Graham Bell and Casey Baldwin (1908)
IMAX - Grahame Ferguson, Roman Kroitor, Robert Kerr (1968)
instant potato flakes - Dr. Edward Asselbegs and the Food Research Institute (1962)
insulation
insulin (as diabetes treatment) - Dr. Frederick Banting, Dr. Charles Best and Dr. Collip (1921)



Java - James Gosling
Jetline
jolly jumper - Olivia Poole
kerosene - Abraham Gesner (1840)
lacrosse - played since the 1600s; William George Beers set out standard rules (1860)
laser (sailboat) - Bruce Kirby, Ian Bruce and Hans Fogh (1969)
lightbulb (first patented) - Henry Woodward (1874)
liposomes



machine gun tracer bullet
MacPherson gas mask
measure for footwear
Muskol
Newtsuit - Phil Nuytten
newsprint - Charles Fenerty (1838)
Nursing Mother Breast Pads - Marsha Skrypuch (1986)



pablum - Drs. Alan Brown, Fred Tisdall, and Theo Drake (1930s)
pacemaker - Wilfred Bigelow
paint roller - Norman Breakey (1940)
panoramic camera - John Connon (1887)
Phi (position homing indicator for aircraft)
Pictionary - Rob Angel (1986)
pizza pizza telephone computer delivery services
portable high chair
Puzz-3D
(A) Question of Scruples - Robert Simpson (1984)
radar profile recorder - NRC (1947)
radio compass
retractable beer carton handle (Tuck-away-handle Beer Carton) - Steve Pasjac (1957)
rollerskate



screw propeller
ski-binding
snowblower - Arthur Sicard (1927)
snowmobile - Joseph-Armand Bombardier (1937)
snowplow (rotary) - invented by J.W. Elliot (1869), first built by Leslie Brothers (1883)
steam foghorn
standard time - Sir Sanford Fleming (1879)
Stanley Cup - (Canada's Governor-General) Lord Stanley of Preston (1893)
Stol aircraft - de Havilland Canada (1948)
submarine telegraph cable
Superman - Joe Shuster and Jerome Siegel (1938)
table hockey - Donald Munro (1930s)
telephone - Alexander Graham Bell (1874)
Trivial Pursuit - Chris Haney, John Haney and Scott Abbott (1982)



variable Pitch Propeller - Wallace Rupert Turnbull (1918)
Walkie-Talkie - Donald L. Hings (1942)
washing machine
wirephoto - Sir William Stephenson (1921)
Yachtzee
zipper - Gideon Sundback (1913)


soccerboy13542
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Saturday, June 26 2010, 3:34 pm EST
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I bet nobody knew that Canadians invented Canadian Bacon.


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
shos
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if by 'ownful' you mean, are fully owned, then yes

also, look here: http://www.inreview.com/archive/topic/15785.html it has some random stuff that israel has got to. it's only the first post, don't be frightened from the size of that page. reading the comments is quite funny, actually.


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Saturday, June 26 2010, 6:16 pm EST
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How did they invent liposomes?


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Jorster
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Saturday, June 26 2010, 6:41 pm EST
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hehe Shos im a jewish canadian


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We Dutch invented the Twinscan lithography systems. You've probably never heard of it, but nearly all chips (over 90%) in all of your computers, phones, consoles and other electronics have been made by them.

We've also made some other smaller inventions and discoveries, such as the telescope, CD and New York, but those aren't important.


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shos
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cool jorster! lawl

i think israelis invented the USB and the MP3, but i'm not sure about these


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Most people live their daily lives not caring who invented what. Not us.
Jorster
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exactly


Quirvy
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Canada may be accomplished, but look at all that neezles has done:

-Trolled
-Spammed in the chatbox
-Spammed in the forums
-Spammed the old interguild forums
-Invented her own country and a new timezone for her own country
-Invented her own political party
-Invented numerous laws, on the spot, by which her political parties abide by
-Held the record for most online time, before it was beaten by jellsprout
-Made numerous accounts to dance around suspensions
-Made numerous accounts to dance around bans
-Used IP proxies to dance around IP bans
-Handed her account over to staff members
-Reached -100 karma
-Reached -200 karma
-Reached -300 karma
-Reached -423 karma
-Loses approximately 160 karma for every 100 posts of hers

She has also been:
-Suspended for a day
-Suspended for a month
-Resuspended to extend the length of one of her suspensions
-Karma Banned twice
-Chatbox Banned four times
-Banned eleven times
-IP banned at least twice


Did I forget anything?



spooky secret
Jorster
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Saturday, June 26 2010, 8:45 pm EST
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You forgot that she has negated all of Canada's accomplishments
- From Soccerboy13542 who was too lazy to go back on his account at Jorster's house.


soccerboy13542
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Sunday, June 27 2010, 1:03 am EST
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Grrr... I want that karma for my post...


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
FlashMarsh
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WhAT! The Great British Empire shall never be overshadowed!
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'Harumbai' said:
How did they invent liposomes?


I'm baffled by this as well.


Check my description for my accounts.
jellsprout
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They've discovered it. Just like how we Dutch discovered bacteria and the rings of Saturn.


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Jorster
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Sunday, June 27 2010, 2:13 pm EST
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I love your karma and siggy jell


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Sunday, June 27 2010, 2:33 pm EST
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Representing Sweden, I bring you IKEA, ABBA, and things in lower-case: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_inventions
FlashMarsh
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Jorster
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wow the Swedish and the English did invent a lot...
But the canadians invented lightbulbs XD!


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'Wikipedia' said:
[This article's] factual accuracy is disputed.

pwned
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KARMABOT MALFUNCTIONED AT THE SUPREMACY OF THE CANADIANS. NEVER BEFORE HAS IT COMPUTED THAT A COUNTRY WITH A LEAF AS ITS FLAG COULD BE SO DOMINANT. THE LISTINGS OF ALL OF THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF CANADIANS DO, INDEED, SEND STATIC DOWN KARMABOT'S METALLIC PARTS, BUT YOU HAVE SEEMED TO NEGLECT ONE GIGANTIC WEAKNESS.

USER A_NEEZLES_A IS FROM CANADA.

THE PROS DO NOT OUTWEIGH THE CONS.

TARGET: POLL
OBJECTIVE: DOWN WITH CANADIANS
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im a karmabotist or karmaist or whatever this time, livio never did what I wanted him to!
shos
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lol, israelis invented the disk on key, the PHP(?!?!!!!!), the RSA, and lotsa more stuff. i didn't know that PHP is israeli convinient.


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Has it really already been 143 years since the enactment of the Constitution Act of 1867? Oh, how time flies!

Happy birthday to Canada!

soccerboy13542
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Thursday, July 1 2010, 8:13 pm EST
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Happy Canada Day!!


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.

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