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all the sudden, silver and harumbai came out and were sad that neezles was about to die, because neezles was what made the IG fun. silver used her super imagination powers to kill the demon, and harumbai took him out of the ground.
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...excruciating pain, along with the sight of blood dripping down his neck and chest, terrified him. There was nothing left for him to do, so he accepted his fate. Going insane, he confused himself more in attempting to understand how any of this was possible. CSD realized he was holding a knife that he had used earlier cutting cake. He attempted to slice the demon, but the demon was but a spirit. He was held down, but could not harm it. Just when he lost all hope, Livio showed up. However, CSD thought. Was Livio working for the demon? Soon he'd find out, for Livio began to speak...
CSD tried to recover. Unsure of what had happened, he questioned the demons motives and how Harumbai managed to go underground. Was Harumbai a demon? Harumbai began to explain...
'Livio' said: You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me. | | Yimmy |
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"i just put anne-marrie right there. nah, i just dug a hole." harumbai said. butcsd noted that he was in concrete. harumbai pulled out a jack hammer, just as CSD was about to ask. silver was being bothered by something she did earlier, and used her imagination powers to go back in time. CSD was back with quirvy...
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... when suddenly, Quirvy stabbed him. CSD felt excruciating pain, and the sight of blood dripping down his neck and chest terrified him. There was nothing left for him to do, so he accepted his fate. Going insane, he confused himself more in attempting to understand how any of this was possible. CSD realized he was holding a knife that he had used earlier cutting cake. He attempted to slice Quirvy, but ge turned out to be but a spirit. He was held down, but could not harm it. Just when he lost all hope, Livio showed up. However, CSD thought. Was Livio working for Quirvy? Soon he'd find out, for Livio began to speak.
"aeon has been cancelled"
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CSD had rejoiced, for the 10 seconds he was still alive. thanks to silver, quirvy had ripped a hole in the space time continuem. the universe was about to cease to exist. he had one hour
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Suddenly, Canadian woke up, and realized that everything that had happened had been a dream! He saw that Flora was beside him, and though sleeping, was alive! But Canadian decided to check for a pulse to make sure, but couldn't find one. He... | | Yimmy |
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realized he was fantacizing since the universe was about to end. he immediately drove to silver and had silver fix it. everybody was alive. except for art.
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But it turned out that Canadian had simply fallen asleep again. He decided that he needed to find a way to dispose of the dead body of his wife. | | jazz |
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CSD decided to dissolve his wife's body in hydrochloric acid, but before he could do it, he woke up from the dream... | | Au clair de la lune |
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...that he was dissolving his wife's body. It turned out that he had simply fallen asleep again, and the corpse of his wife was still there. So he... | | Yimmy |
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decided to dissolve his wife's body in hydrochloric acid, but before he could do it, he woke up from the dream...
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...that he was dissolving his wife's body. He was annoyed that he kept falling asleep, so he went on his computer, and... | | jazz |
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... he woke up from his dream where he went on his computer. He was standing next to his wife's body, when he woke up again. He was in a room. Filled with thousand of monkeys calculating pi. | | Yimmy |
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the monkeys were throwing hot dogs all over the room! the monkeys got mad at him since he was in there way. CSD's only option was to...
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...wake up from his dream that he was in a room full of monkeys. In fact, he was in an opium den, and his wife had divorced him long ago due to his addiction to opium. Isa was lying on top of him, evidently having a Pipe Dream. Canadian... | | jazz |
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... woke up in his dream and saw a top spinning around. He woke up from his dream, and found himself on an airplane. He ordered typical airplane fare (peanuts) and arrived in LAX. | | Au clair de la lune |
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But that was all an opium-induced fantasy, and Canadian once again woke up in the opium den. Canadian tried to get Isa off of him, but he wouldn't budge, and was still asleep. Annoyed, Canadian yelled, "YOU'RE FAT, ISA!" Isa... | | jazz |
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... put his gun to CSD's head and asked him "Will you make out with me?". CSD then woke up in another opium den, but without Isa. Instead, Dando was watching him closely. Dando then turned into Sefro as CSD's head became less and less foggy. He asked Sefro/Dando if he/she was a boy or a girl. He then started playing Pokémon Red/Blue... but then he noticed that Jell was watching him closely and criticizing his team. | | jazz |
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"What the jell is that team?" Jell inquired as a smirk darted across his face.
"For one, your team sucks. A Squirtle, a Caterpie, and a Rattata? What the hell are you smoking?"
"Hey, you should be asking yourself that," CSD replied, "with you being Dutch and all that."
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when i am king
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...as he looked down at the phone on which he was playing Pokemon Go, and tried to throw a Pokeball at the Meowth in front of him, which he planned to use in a battle against CSD. Meanwhile, CSD had also pulled out his phone, and, upon opening up the app, he...
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This story is so inaccurate. I've never one played a Pokemon game. | | aych bee |
when i am king
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...dropped his phone, causing it to snap in half and immediately stop working. As Canadian had no other electronics or means of communication, he knew that he would have to buy a new one. Unfortunately, he had blown the last of his toonies on opium last night, not to mention that he owed a debt of $500 to Isa, meaning that he currently had a negative amount of money to his name. Suddenly, Canadian realized that, now that his wife was dead, he could collect her life insurance. He resolved to do this as soon as...
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