List of Jory-isms:
1.A GPS is similar to God in many ways: it has a bird's-eye view of earth from space and it tells you what to do and where to go. The only difference is that a GPS isn't more compliant when you sacrifice a live goat in its honor. At least I don't think it is. I've never tried.
2.When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into your enemy's papercuts.
3.Handbooks are nice. You always know what part of your body to open them with.
4.I think my smartphone is broken. I pushed the home button but I'm still at school
5.Like a wise man once said, screw you
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The real joryisms all along were the dartalk we made along the way.
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