Ok, sorry about that. Won't happen again

Jorster's suspension was completely unnecessary.

Thank you flash. Although I might have broken one rule, I need clarification

that was a good way to give you both a flash of some reallllllly strong white light. blind you for a sec, so that you'll see stuff in a different way. you guys needed that, and now when you're okay, I expect it to be all well again. jorster had to take some of the hit too because he too broke some rules.

anyway, back to Jory-ism. I propose we all convert to shosism, where all the good levels are really hard

Sniperism:
If your method of building a new deck involves a chainsaw, you're probably doing it wrong.

If at first you don't succeed, use Google to find someone who has already solved the problem.

If you ever find yourself at a crossroads in life, have one of you buddies take the other road so that if your road leads nowhere, you can just mooch off of him.

shosism:
being able to control your mother tongue XD

whoever thought my mother tongue was english... well... YOU'RE WRONG! (:<

swedish is my mother tongue while my dad's family is canadian. ;p

You do need to work your spelling and grammar if that is the case... =p

Do you mean my Swedish or English grammar? I don't think I've ever spoken to anyone here in Swedish... :3

I usually don't capitalize anything (only because I'm too lazy), just the Is, I'ms etc. but I am now for example purposes. I talk with correct spelling and grammar when it's necessary however, which it is (somewhat ;p) now.

swedish too?
well I'm hebrew-speaking of course, but I speak english just about as good as hebrew. I also think both languages are bad, and they need to have brackets.

example:

I didn't do it because he did!
could be:
(I didn't do it) because (he did)
I didn't (do it because he did)   [...instead, I did it because I like muffins..]

yup! my mom's Finnish but has Swedish relatives. at my older siblings' birth, she chose whether to speak Swedish or Finnish to us and she chose Swedish because first of all it's a much simpler language with easier rules, and second of all her sister's kids (my cousins) speak Swedish; so it would be easier for us to communicate with them.  

Cedric, you've spoken Swedish in the chatbox at times.

Shos, sorry, lol, but if your English is roughly on the same level as your Hebrew, you might wanna improve your Hebrew

oh, don't remember that. I may have improved since then... o:

Jellism, everything else will just leave you disappointed. Convert today!

Isaism. It is a ism.

(alternate version: Isaism is a ism.

as long as we don't speak biblical hebrwe, a hebrew level of 'WUZZUP MAH BOI YO WONNA GET DOOWN WE HAZ A PARRTEH' is above average =\
I'd have to say that I think that Israel probably has a lot of the best minds in the world, but also alot of the worst. average IQ would be what, 110? then it's alot of 130s, not so few 150s, and loads of 50s or something like that, lol. really, I have yet to see an average person. all my life I live with lions, half the people I know are gifted minds, world chess champions and math-degree-owners at 10; and on the other side, all the people I teach seem so dumb that it's incredible I feel very frustrated at times. there's only one student I'm teaching which isn't dumb - but again, she is gifted and very smart. I teach her since she has ADHD and it seems to help a lot. we can get through all physics studied in high school in like 4 hours. I should teach her more

Shos, being 70 IQ is actually being medically retarded. I doubt there are many 50s.

lol, you made me laugh XD

okay okay, but you get the point, really, 99% of the people I know are on the far ends of the bell rather than the middle.

Jory- ism #4:I think my smartphone is broken. I pushed the home button but I'm still at school

Jory-ism #5:Like a wise man once said, screw you

Yes, wise men do say other things than wise things.

Firstly, I think this belongs in the Jokes thread.

Secondly, especially looking at this:



I think the quality of your Jory - isms have gone downhill. Correct me if I'm wrong but this does not have any meaning behind it. It's not even clever or funny. I don't want to be rude because your other Jory - isms were absolutely great. Really awesome. But this... nah.

I don't think there was any definition to the stuff supposed to be here.. I personally found that really entertaining O_o

Shos, not at all according to this research: http://sq.4mg.com/NationIQ.htm
Israel is ranked 34th with an IQ average of 94 and is tied with Romania. To compare, Hong Kong is ranked first with an average of 107, the Netherlands is ranked 6th with an average of 102 and is tied with Germany, Austria and Italy, Sweden is ranked 10th with an average of 101 and is tied with Switzerland, UK and New Zealand are tied 12th with an average of 100 and are tied with Belgium and China, Australia and US are tied 19th with an average of 98 and tied with France, Norway, Mongolia and Denmark, and Canada is 25th with an average of 97 tied with Czech and Finland.

Have you even read what I wrote? I did not say that the average is high, I said that there are no average people. there are either high-IQ or low IQ. I'll phrase it in words of your language: the average standard deviations away form the average is like, 2-3, in the group of people that I know.