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POLL: Dictatorship or democracy?

Dictatorship
1 votes - 20%
Democracy
4 votes - 80%
Total Votes: 5
FlashMarsh
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NPC European Nations

United Scandinavian States
Population: 30 Million
Government type: Democracy
Leader/Head of State: Jill Frank Stein
Capital: Stockholm
Starting Land: Norway, Sweden, Finland
National Colour: Orange

Russian Federation
Population: 196 million
Government type: Dictatorship with elected advisors
Leader/Head of State: Alexei Mikhailov
Capital: St. Petersburg
Starting Land: Russia, Georgia, Turkey, Cyprus
National Colour: Blue and Light-Blue

Balkan League
Population: 25 million
Government type: Military Dictatorship
Leader/Head of State: Camilla Siciliano
Capital: None
Starting Land: Albania, Kosovo, Bosnia and Herzgovnia, Greece, Macedonia, Montenegro, Serbia, Croatia
National Colour: Blue and Light-Blue

European Union
Population: 180 million
Government type: Idealist Democracy
Leader/Head of State: Bureaucratic Belgian #1
Capital: Berlin
Starting Land: France, Germany, Belgium, Luxembourg, Liechtenstein, Poland, Czech Republic, Switzerland, Slovakia
National Colour: Blue and Yellow

North African Nations
Population: 65 million
Government type: Democracy
Leader/Head of State: Ali Alla Alamamalanalanalanamanalamal
Capital: Tunis
Starting Land: Morroco, Libya, Tunisia, Various Islands
National Colour: Black

Greenland
Population: 1 billion
Government type: Benevolent Military Dictatorship
Leader/Head of State: Ice Climbers
Capital: Nuuk
Starting Land: Greenland
National Colour: White

Moldova

Population: 2 million
Government type: Democracy
Leader/Head of State: Mas'ud Alborz Faridoon Garegin Khachaturian
Capital: Chisinau
Starting Land: Moldova
National Colour: Light Blue
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Will I penalized if my letter to Russia does not address Alexei Mikhailov, but the actual leader? Was not aware at the time, I'll edit it in if you're okay with it.



COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
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I've edited my previous post with plans for a full reorganization of Sproutington.  


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- The rebels in Bulgaria are advancing towards Sofia with foreign aid in the form of weapons and supplies.
- The economy is strained due to the Civil War in Sofia destroying many villages and farms.
- The Commissar for War, Tase Svetoslav Sergei Mikhail Todorov, is asking for you to pour more supplies into defeating the rebels by taking all spare food from all non-soldiers and forcing all workers to make weapons and ammunition.

-Tell soldiers to launch Attack on them. Use any means necessary
-Provide more seeds and fertilizer to farmers
-Force workers to make weapons and ammo, but don't take food.


Actions:
-Negotiate embassies with all other contries
-Start production of a "Super-Fertilizer"


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Jellsprout

- The terrorist was sent on his lengthy flight back to his homeland of China. His plane arrived at Beijing airport with no problems. However, after his airport security checks, a scanner managed to find the GPS chip lodged in his shoe, and the terrorist remarked that he had felt something uncomfortable in there for the entire journey. China presume that this was no the true terrorist, and was instead actually a spy sent by Sproutington. They have executed the supposed spy already by a quick shot to the head, however China have broken off all relation with Sproutington.
- Technican citizens are now outraged by the current state of affairs in Sproutington, and have set up a petition to impose trade sanctions upon Sproutington, and are also demanding a stop of all extraditions to Sproutington due to the risks of torture in Sproutington. The ambassador is settling in very well, and is doing his best to portray Sproutington in a good light in all interviews with the powerful Technican media, and is doing his best to combat the negative feelings about Sproutington in Technica.
- Government computers are now as secure as they could possibly be, however the plans against the use of the Internet by Sproutington citizens are failing miserably. People are picking up internet connection from Belgium and France, and are beginning to learn of the true horrors of Sproutington.
- The Dikes were indeed already constructed, however one which was badly damaged after a tactic flooding of flooding the land by the rebels who opposed Uncle Jan during the civil war after his coup was repaired up to adequate standards.
- The power sector has started to be reorganised, however there is a heavy resistance from the farmers and agricultural workers in the province. Several hundred government officials have been brutally murdered and left on the roadside in pieces as a way of displaying how Uncle Jan is splitting up families. Your agricultural ministers wife's head was sent through the mail to the current government building. The Sproutington government officials have decided to halt the reorganisation until the riots are stopped.

Issues

- China have broken off all relations with Sproutington, and are imposing a trade embargo upon you.
- There is a very serious rebellion ongoing in the Power Sector.
- Technican citizens have started a petition against Sproutington, and several ministers have supported it. A similar proposal is gaining momentum in Yugnation.
- Denmark are proposing a resolution in the next Copenhagen Conference for imposing a major trade embargo upon you.
- 'The 'terrorist' has been caught, however he is currently unable to be extradited due to a nationwide boycott of the extradition by the workers at the port and airport. - Jazz'
- A terrorist has been sent to Denmark, and Denmark are going to use his story as evidence that the trade embargo is necessary at the next Copenhagen Conference.


Jazz

- Thousands of flags are exchanged within the first day. The people are happy with their new flags, and Denmark are pleased with the enviromentally friendly way in which you dealt with the problem. Fuchsia dye producing factories are going out of business, however.
- The Gun Clubs note that this is a major improvement for people who use guns recreationally, however they are still claiming that people need to be able to dual-wield AK47s with grenade launcher attachments and reflex scopes in order to protect their homes from burglars.
- The Province has had its ideas noted down, mostly consisting of demands for gun rights and spoiled ballot papers.
- The pronunciation has been noted down and sent to the major papers, and people are exclaiming to themselves in public 'HOW STUPID WAS I! How did I not know that in the first place?'
- The 'terrorist' has been caught, however he is currently unable to be extradited due to a nationwide boycott of the extradition by the workers at the port and airport.

Issues

- The terrorist is unable to be extradited due to strikes and a nationwide boycott of the extradition.
- Fuchsia dye producing factories are going out of business.
- People are claiming that president has taken money from corporations, and is therefore not punishing them for various offences ranging from tax evasion and money laundering.

Sniper

- The burgers are air dropped into Greece by a smiling pilot, waving at the happy crowds of people catching the rain of burgers falling from the bottom of the helicopter. The Greeks seem very happy with you, and promise to pay you back at some point for your generosity. However, tabloids are calling Hawking's actions an 'American McDonald's sponsored plot to fatten up the Greeks whilst freely advertising their brand' and quality newspapers are calling it 'an attempt to divert attention from the real issues'. The population itself appears split on the issue.
- Unemployment falls again, and the gigantic and ambitious forcefields have continued research, and a prototype has been set up and is being tested on an abandoned village in Southern Portugal.
- Ein Grumblylick has been killed, however a nosy journalist spotted the Hawks moving a suspicious black bag from the ministers house, and has told a well known Yuggian newspaper about, all while emigrating to Estonia, Yugnation.
- Your Hawks team has been caught at airport security in Azeroth, and are being held hostage by Grom Hellscream.
- The rockets begin to get mass produced, however there are concerns about the safety of the factory following rumours that employees are stealing the ingredients necessary to make the rockets themselves.
- Refugee camps have begun construction, but people are boycotting them calling them 'filthy places for those ruined by the conquest of Stephen Hawking' or 'a waste of taxpayer money'. Bricks and Cement have been taken from the sites, and a large truck carrying supplies has been stolen and driven into Andorra, part of the European Union.
- The refugee has been sent to Denmark, and Denmark are going to use his story as evidence that the trade embargo is necessary at the next Copenhagen Conference.
- The pacifists refuse to pay the fine, and are barricading themselves in Bilbao Town Hall.
- The Satellite has been finished. The workers look at the produce of their hard work happily in an ideal photo-shoot to portray the government in a positive light. Hawking is preparing a speech for the upcoming launch of the satellite.
- The team have been dropped off in Eastern Microzenith, and are rolling along peacefully. The citizens of Eastern Microzenith assume this is a rich citizen trying to show off how badass he is. They approach a site of Cloaking Technology, however a lunatic sets a tank on fire and stabs a soldier to death. The Cloaking Technology is retrieved after the incident. The AI is nowhere to be found if it was to be obtained peacefully. The citizens refuse to give up their new robotic wives and friends. A camp is set up in the south, and the information is ready to be teleported back to Technica. They report the death of Cpl. Lion Head Heart., however they say that this was not due to the Eastern Microzenith 'government'.

Issues

- Tabloids are calling Hawking's actions an 'American McDonald's sponsored plot to fatten up the Greeks whilst freely advertising their brand' and quality newspapers are calling it 'an attempt to divert attention from the real issues'. The population itself appears split on the issue.
- A nosy journalist spotted the Hawks moving a suspicious black bag from the ministers house, and has told a well known Yuggian newspaper about, all while emigrating to Estonia, Yugnation.
- Your Hawks team has been caught at airport security in Azeroth, and are being held hostage by Grom Hellscream.

Yaya

- WeLoveGodSoWeWin grows more furious - You don't give a crap. You want to be able to allow your citizens keep in touch with their ~free spirits~, unlike those evil fundamentalist freaks.
- The mob of wizard hat wearing, bare chested, bespectacled Zoltar loyalists become the apparent mine guards, and a few thousand miners are arrested and several hundred killed. Crime within the mines falls drastically after reports emerge of the secret police spying on offenders. The Semi-Official Bank of Eastern Microzenith locks the offenders in a particularly secure vault at the bottom of the bank, previously used for money laundering by Eastern European businessmen. The miners are fed the 'chilli' and most can barely even stomach a bite, and are now on a hunger strike. They have also began drilling a hole out of the prison with their bare hands.
- Russia are offended by what they see as a threat to their citizens and threaten to attack and destroy Eastern Microzenith and Zoltar if any of their citizens are injured or killed. That doesn't sound too good. They have firmly rejected any notion of the shuttle bus being built through their territory. The shuttle bus is being destroyed and replaced with yellow off-road vehicles with attached cloaking devices before reaching Ukraine, where Moonlight Sonata rules the land.  
- Items sent. How nice of you. I'm sure he'll accept it, and he'll understand the reasoning behind the embassy kerfuffle.
- The tourists have entered Azeroth without any problems. They are wearing typical tourist attire - Sunglasses, camera, board shorts and a Hawaiian shirt. They are taking a look at the government building at the moment, and are snapping pictures of every torture device and government minister they can see, despite the strange looks they are getting from other tourists and the curators.
- The advertising campaign has begun. This is war, Saudi Arabia. You send out your first ad to every country claiming that 'Saudi oil is immoral' and that 'Saudi oil is impure' and that 'Saudi oil is crap'. You think that showed them, but they are now trying to undercut your prices and you can just see them laughing manically in their huge skyscrapers back at home.
- The advise has been sent out via every single medium you can imagine - Radio, newspapers and TVs, and even teletext. The flags are now being air dropped over the two major cities right now to 'ease the transition'. Several citizens have died from flag poles striking them on the head and bashing their brains out, but that will be easily covered up in the anarchic badlands of Eastern Microzenith.
- The spiky wall has been built, and you are already laughing at the amount of Russian immigrants have ended up with hundreds of fine cactus spines in their shoes and feet, and watching them have to pick them out. ~hilarious~

Issues

- Russia are offended by what they see as a threat to their citizens and threaten to attack and destroy Eastern Microzenith and Zoltar if any of their citizens are injured or killed.
- Saudi Arabia are now trying to undercut your prices.
- A mineshaft has collapsed, killing thousands of hard-working miners.

Isa

- The people are happy with your progressive stance on Climate Change, and are happy with your reasoning behind preventing oil spills going beyond it being bad for the environment. Your subjects have already funded a new start-up company which is studying photosynthesis in plants and trying to transfer it into solar panels.
- The money and immorality have been acquired, along with the drugs. The conservatives are angry at being disregarded, however. They are currently stealing from drug stores and destroying their contents, costing the owners thousands from the loss of their stock.
- The pacifists are mostly happy with your solution to conscription, though some ultra-hippies don't even want to be associated with them. The Army has decided to jail them for now for being annoying.
- The raw materials are currently being imported from various third world countries. People are complaining that although legal drugs are good thing, you are purchasing the drugs from bad places which encourage slave labour and drug cartels.
- The PR team has been hired from various countries, and the CEO of the new company is confident that his PR team will be one of the best in the world, and that the drug market will explode.

Issues

- The start-up Solar Panel company is asking for government funding.
- Conservatives are currently stealing from drug stores and destroying their contents, costing the owners thousands from the loss of their stock.
- People are complaining that although legal drugs are good thing, you are purchasing the drugs from bad places which encourage slave labour and drug cartels.

Darvince

- The tanks are being constructed, and are assured to be of the highest quality, and are suitable for all your future democratic conquests of peace, and allowing you to wage peace around the world proud of the flag of Darvw-sa.
- The government assumes all power. Huge protests from the people erupt, and the government building has been trashed by protestors. Fifty policemen and twenty army personnel have been killed in the ensuing riots.
- The media is involved in an ongoing investigation, however people are concerned about the sound of shredders from the media HQs, and believe that there is a high chance of there being destruction of all evidence, especially at the tabloids.
- Heinz Fischer resigns in an exceptionally saddening speech, during which his family cry their eyes out behind him. Werner Faymann replaces him, and has an exceptionally interesting and ambitious plan laid out for the future of the country.
- The helicopters sent in have all been shot down whilst travelling over Azeroth. A hundred soldiers have been killed, and the rest are being held hostage by Grom Hellscream.
- The Greek people are thankful for the aid, and are happy about the support from the international community for their country. They promise a strong alliance both militarily and economically when their country finally manage to emerge from its current state of anarchic chaos.
- The public say that the only place that the security measures could be greater is Sproutington. Riots may be sparked soon, and hundreds of security cameras have been wrenched from walls and thrown at the government building and security businesses, breaking their windows and chipping the ancient architecture.
- Who gets the drugs and who gets the money? I'm confused.

Issues

- The public say that the only place that the security measures could be greater is Sproutington. Riots may be sparked soon, and hundreds of security cameras have been wrenched from walls and thrown at the government building and security businesses, breaking their windows and chipping the ancient architecture.
- Fifty policemen and twenty army personnel have been killed in the ensuing riots.
- The helicopters sent in have all been shot down whilst travelling over Azeroth. A hundred soldiers have been killed, and the rest are being held hostage by Grom Hellscream.
- People are concerned about the sound of shredders from the media HQs, and believe that there is a high chance of there being destruction of all evidence, especially at the tabloids.

Yuggy

- The referendum has been held. The results were: 63% 'Cede to Yugnation', 25%' Become a separate country part of the Baltic League', 12% 'Remain part of the Russian Federation'. The blob is now part of your territory. Huge victory celebrations have been held across the country, and the people of the blob seem extremely pleased with the result. Russia is not as happy, but accepts the result, and hands over control of the country to you.
- The Catholic has been exiled despite protests from other Catholics, calling him 'a hero of our time' and 'the next coming of Christ'.
- The speech is accepted with open arms from all parties, who hug and exchange handshakes in parliament as a sign of the end of insult politics in Yugnation. One opposition member even exclaimed that 'We are the only country doing democracy right!'.
- The Baltic League has been formed! The next meeting will take place at the same time as the Copenhagen conference.
- The people are still angry, calling Bob Dee 'out of touch' for saying the discrimination is not a major problem for the country. They declare that discrimination is the greatest problem of their time.
- The pagans are not convinced until several major pagan preachers declare that the monotheists will have their punishments in hell, and that their no need to destroy them now as their punishment later on will be more than adequate.
- The embassies have been built, and relations have improved.
- The riots have stopped since the embassies were built, and the referendum is deemed no longer necessary.
- The peace treaty has been accepted! There are celebrations all across both countries and people are standing at the borders shaking hands and waving each others flags. It is a wonderful day in both countries.

Issues

- People are suggesting that Moonlight Sonata should join the Baltic League as a sign of further peace and understanding.
- Bob Dee is 'out of touch' for saying the discrimination is not a major problem for the country. They declare that discrimination is the greatest problem of their time.
- People are proposing the legalisation of drugs.

Buboy

- The money has been refunded, and people are happy. The people have decided to invest the money into new plasma-screen TVs instead, but are complaining about the lack of Belarussian language channels.
- The businessman has been put on trial, however no-one is able to find him guilty. He looks at you smugly in his smart suit and tie. You find that the old businesses cannot be restored as you are unable to get the assets back from the businessman.
- The riots have stopped.
- The gossiping increases, with people claiming that she 'must have something to hide' if she doesn't want any gossip about her, and outrageous rumours are circling around not only the court but the entire country about what she must be hiding. A top tabloid newspaper has published a full issue with the title 'WHAT IS SHE HIDING?'.
- The medicine has been discontinued. Antibiotics are now being made instead, and due to the higher usage of antibiotics, the price is much more stable.
- Embassy has been built. See above post for celebrations about peace.

Issues

- People are gossiping even more about Lycan's wife.
- The businessman is still roaming as free as a bird around Ukraine.
- The people have decided to invest the money into new plasma-screen TVs instead, but are complaining about the lack of Belarussian language channels.
- People are proposing to join the Baltic League.

Shos

- The law has been passed, and people are angry at the draconian law but are too intimidated by the potential jail sentence to protest in any great number. Denmark is proposing a trade embargo upon your country, however, at the next Copenhagen Conference, and is backed by Yugnation, Moonlight Sonata, United Scandinavian States and the European Union.
- The South are in riots, and have taken over the Basilicata Province. They are known to be heavily armed, and there are rumours that they are being supplied by the North African Nations and the Russian Federation with extra soldiers, arms and ammunition.
- The assassin has not been found, and is thought to have fled to Slovenia. The officials are now being guarded with highly trusted and trained bodyguards, armed with assault rifles and forming a permanent body shield around the offical.
- The Southerners choose to join the rebel army instead mostly, whilst the Northerners, who are in favour of the separation, refuse to join the army on the basis that it might crush the rebels.
- The publishers apologise for the article and beg to be released. However, after their release, they join the southern rebels and begin to write anti-Azerothian articles.
- The killer has been publicly executed. Some of the public love the spectacle of the evil being punished, though others are disgusted by it, calling it a return to the middle ages.
- Francois Guillome Jean-Claude has been assassinated! Oh no!

Issues

- The South are in riots, and have taken over the Basilicata Province.
- The publishers join the southern rebels and begin to write anti-Azerothian articles.
- Some people are disgusted by the public execution, calling it a return to the middle ages.
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Jorster

- The soldiers have been ambushed by the rebels, who know the land much better, and several thousand have been killed in a humiliating defeat for the army. The generals blame the bad weather conditions and the guerilla tactics of the rebels.
- The farmers seeds and fertilisers have been stolen by the rebels and are being used on loyal farms to produce more vital food for the rebels. The farmers demand more protection from the rebels.
- The workers begin to produce weapons and ammunition for the government forces. They seem happy to be working on making something more interesting than cheap plastic toys to be exported to the European Union. The food has not been taken, and as a result the workers and soldiers are going hungry, and the recent defeats in the south have been blamed on bad nutrition by your top generals.
- Offer sent.
- Production is unable to begin as commissars have vetoed the research, saying that it would likely fall into the wrong hands if it was to be produced during the civil war times.

Issues

- Several thousand have been killed in a humiliating defeat for the army.
- Farmers demand more protection from the rebels.
- Recent defeats in the south have been blamed on bad nutrition by your top generals.
- Production of the super fertiliser has been vetoed.
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Quote:
- Tabloids are calling Hawking's actions an 'American McDonald's sponsored plot to fatten up the Greeks whilst freely advertising their brand' and quality newspapers are calling it 'an attempt to divert attention from the real issues'. The population itself appears split on the issue.
- A nosy journalist spotted the Hawks moving a suspicious black bag from the ministers house, and has told a well known Yuggian newspaper about, all while emigrating to Estonia, Yugnation.
- Your Hawks team has been caught at airport security in Azeroth, and are being held hostage by Grom Hellscream.
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- Have the press secretary (or whatever it's called) talk about the burgers, specifically using the rhetorical question "Do you understand that these people were starving to death?"
- He has no evidence and is just a disgruntled reported upset over the fact that he can't slander Hawking with the facts, so he invents things.
- Why was my Hawks team going through airport security in the first place? Tell Grom that they were trying to get with the research team in Eastern Microzenith and didn't realize that they weren't allowed to go through his territory.

Actions
- Launch satellite.
- Tighten up security at the rocket production factories and keep building rockets.
- Start a marketing campaign showing the refugee camps as places for the forgotten victims of other nations' greed to temporarily live and have the security of a safe shelter. No one deserves to be left alone in the cold!
- Issue arrest warrants for those who refuse to pay the fine (contempt of court).
- Send back the info from Eastern Microzenith and begin studying the technology
- Have the team keep looking for AI, the same rules still apply.
- Increase the team's alertness level. Don't let armed personnel other than us near our camp.
- We will attend the conference.


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'FlashMarsh' said:
Jellsprout
Issues

- China have broken off all relations with Sproutington, and are imposing a trade embargo upon you.
- There is a very serious rebellion ongoing in the Power Sector.
- Technican citizens have started a petition against Sproutington, and several ministers have supported it. A similar proposal is gaining momentum in Yugnation.
- Denmark are proposing a resolution in the next Copenhagen Conference for imposing a major trade embargo upon you.
- 'The 'terrorist' has been caught, however he is currently unable to be extradited due to a nationwide boycott of the extradition by the workers at the port and airport. - Jazz'
- A terrorist has been sent to Denmark, and Denmark are going to use his story as evidence that the trade embargo is necessary at the next Copenhagen Conference.


-Explain to China that while in custody, this terrorist has been given clothes by the Sproutington government. Tell them that these were part of an experimental batch of shoes fitted with GPS chips to help keep track of the citizens. There was a mix up and one of these shoes accidentally was given to the prisoner. Tell them that we are terribly sorry for this misunderstanding and that we hope they will reconsider our relations.
-Negotiate with the population there. Offer them more land and higher wages if they relocate to Rural Sproutington. Halt the constructions of the power stations for now and continue the expansion of Urban Sproutington. Meanwhile make a grand media spectacle of the murdered people and give them a grand public funeral.
-Send a message to Technica, Yugnation, Denmark and the other nations attending the next meeting. Tell them that this "refugee" is nothing but a conservative fundamentalist terrorist part of a larger organization plotting the downfall of Sproutington and include evidence of his group's criminal activities. Furthermore, assure the international community that despite their actions the rights of these individuals are being honored. Suggest they can send diplomats into Sproutington to see for themselves how Sproutington has only best in mind for its citizens.

-There has been a misunderstanding. The citizens can still have access to the internet. Only computers on which government work is done have to isolated into a private network.

-Store the correctional devices in a secure and secret location. They won't be used for a while.
-Actually start researching shoes with GPS implanted. That should be easier than inserting them directly in humans. Research how to hide the chips so they can't be spotted and how to mass produce them. Once the research is done, mass produce shoes with these chips and replace all shoes with these GPS shoes. Stop experimenting with GPS implants on humans, but continue the experiments on animals.

-Accept all embassy requests.
-Contact the all nations in the region. Remind them of Sproutington's strong economy and offer aid to nations in trouble.


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- The terrorist is unable to be extradited due to strikes and a nationwide boycott of the extradition.
- Fuchsia dye producing factories are going out of business.
- People are claiming that president has taken money from corporations, and is therefore not punishing them for various offences ranging from tax evasion and money laundering.

-Temporarily hold in jail. Try to end strike. Attempt to reason with the people.
-Export Fuchsia dyes. Promote light fuchsia and orange clothing during sporting events.
-Allow certain members of the public to oversee transactions.
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Saturday, November 17 2012, 5:51 pm EST
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Hey Flash, I'm gonna peace out on this game if that's okay. Less work for you, and i'm not really in it for the long run, so yeah.

Gl to the remaining countries.

LAND UP FOR DIBS TO NEXT POSTER (if flash allows this).  


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You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
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lol I take the vatican

my turn hasn't been written tho..


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All done!
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Jorsterton has sent an embassy request to all nations.
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The Copenhagen conference is taking place in two turns. Announce whether you are attending (with a reason why not if you aren't) and what issues should be raised.
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Wow. My country is quite doing well.


It's good to be back.
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- Send a message to all the countries opposing the new rules that I will be glad to discuss this in the Conference. Fear and benefits are the only ways to convince a man to not do anything he wishes; and since you cannot prize everyone for not being a murderer - intimidation will decrease the crime in the country ASAP.
- Assign the police to, as always, find the assassin of that Francoise guy.
- Accept jorestron's embassy request and start building an embassy in that country too.
- I will be attending the conference. If other countries want, my new rules canbe discussed. In addition,

Issues
- Send message to the southerners: What is it that you want? if you do not work, you will not get benefits; if you kill, you will be killed. Anyone has a problem with it? If you keep up against the government, in a non-civil discussion, the Mechs will be deployed in the south to maintain order.
- track them again and jail them again.
- publicly announce: "the public exectution will not happen again. It was just an example - to show that criminals will be punished. no criminal will escape justice"

@Flash: Do I have the Vatican now? XD


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'FlashMarsh' said:
Jorsterton has sent an embassy request to all nations..
Reject. Same reason as Technica's request.
Quote:
- Russia are offended by what they see as a threat to their citizens and threaten to attack and destroy Eastern Microzenith and Zoltar if any of their citizens are injured or killed.
- Saudi Arabia are now trying to undercut your prices.
- A mineshaft has collapsed, killing thousands of hard-working miners.
- Back down for now. Drop any further road negotiations/threats. Have Zoltar say he will try and oversee the prevention of mass harm to Russian immigrants, but can't guarantee protection from the sporadic violence that usually plagues the country. Any Russian in the country should realize that risk.
- Stage an incident in which a well known Zoltar worshipper's car explodes. Not enough to kill him, but enough to turn his car into a smoldering scrap heap. Have him say his car was running on gas made from Saudi Oil.
- Wheel Zoltar out there to see the wreckage. Have him give a speech about how they died doing what they wanted, and that any survivors trapped down there are their freedom restricted by evil rocks (in hope to spur an effort to search for survivors).

Actions:
- Have unarmed human citizen approach the Hawks teleporter truck and give this letter from Zoltar with the strong recommendation that it gets on Stephen Hawkings' desk (delivering it to the Hawks for hope that it gets there hastily).
Spoiler:
-Airdrop flyers over Perm, Rushiapushis, and any minor settlements saying
Spoiler:
- Plant evidence near Hawks' searching area stating that the AI technology may be located in a certain bank vault at the bottom of the Semi-Official Bank of Eastern Microzenith.
- Construct a group network that any and only AI citizens can access mentally, using Zoltar as the portable source of power. Offer free Self Destruction and Zoltar Quote Of The Day apps downloadable to those who join.
- Begin manufacturing of cyborg add-ons and prosthetics for sale to human citizens. Designed with a cruder version of the technology used for the AI citizens. Do not begin sales yet and conceal the site of creation. Advertise advantages over counterpart human functions, low price, low maintinence, and no-blast radius self destruct feature. Announce they cannot enter the market until the Hawks exit Eastern Microzenith.

Eastern Microzenith is intending on sending two of Zoltar's most trusted to Copenhagen Conference in person, and featuring Zoltar livestreaming from Eastern Microzenith. The country's presence there is tentative for now, due to Eastern Microzenith's ever-changing issues. Citizens get antsy when Zoltar leaves the country, but his voice will be heard. Any issues that wish to be discussed shall be drafted by next turn.



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- Several thousand have been killed in a humiliating defeat for the army.
- Farmers demand more protection from the rebels.
- Recent defeats in the south have been blamed on bad nutrition by your top generals.
- Production of the super fertiliser has been vetoed.

-Start mandatory drafting of all men 18 and over, and voluntary service for women over 18
-Post patrols in farming areas
-Instruct farmers to engineer a "super-food" with lots of nutrients. Keep the super food in High-Security buildings



Actions:
- Negotiate with bordering states about helping fight off rebels


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Other Actions:
-Accept Jazz invitation to import fuchsia dye in our country.
- Accept Jorster's invitation and negotiation. Help Jorster to his superfood thing but I will have my share.
Actions:
- Hold a press conference for Lycan's wife and answer all the rumors.
- Use alchemy to hypnotize the businessman and bring all the workers back to their work.
- Make a survey to the people if they want the country to join the Baltic League.
- Train actors and actresses from Belorussia. Secretly make it as a reality show.


It's good to be back.
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- Offer a position in the Baltic League to Buboy
- Decline the legalisation of drugs as it would destroy our country
- Introduce a new policy on discrimination
    - Serious offences result in a strike
    - Two strikes = a fine

- Ask the scientists when the POLYBOT3000 will be unveiled
- Invest into scientists developing bionic parts

Copenhagen Conference
- Ask for a economic boost from international companies to help Yugnation develop as fast as possible
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Is this dead? 10 days with no posts, this was shaping up to be pretty fun.


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This is on hiatus till winter holidays. Each turn takes a simply unreasonable amount of time to do along side schoolwork, even in only Year 10.
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That's fair. I'll be eagerly waiting.


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Me too.


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Snipereborn

- The population begin hailing you as the champion of vulnerable peoples in Europe, and start using you as an example for what to do when the people of other countries are in need. Even the ever present tabloid press is unable to criticise you for now.
- The journalist responds to your accusations with a blog post on his website:

‘In recent weeks, I have been accused of writing and publishing lies to put down Steven Hawking and his supposedly democratic government. In fact, the reason for my emigration was that one of my friends acted as a whistleblower, and warned of secret service action against me. Not wanting to take any risks, I fled the country by boat, sailing to Libya, and then taking a plane to Yugnation, since I could stay with my family there, and it was easy to obtain a visa. I would like to say that I was lying, simply stirring up hatred towards the Hawking administration and attempting to make headlines with sensationalist stories. However, I can assure you that I was in that town at the time, at the local bar, drinking a mohito, attempting to think of some way to get some work, being a freelance journalist. Fortunately, or so I thought for my career, I saw a black van slowly driving through back alleys. I trailed the van, making sure to not be seen, hiding around a wall as I took my pictures of the events. The secret service rang the doorbell. When it was not answered, they proceeded to break down the door. I then heard a single solitary revolver shot. Five minutes later, the secret service returned, carrying a heavy black bag. The citizens of Technica need to wake up, and see the hidden dictatorship of Europe  for what it is – A brutal, cruel regime, ready to crush any opposition.’

- You sent a letter to Grom apologising profusely for the misunderstanding. He does not accept the offer, and is demanding something in return to quietly release the Hawks. If he does not receive something to his liking, he will bring the case of espionage to the Copenhagen Conference, and execute the Hawks.
- The satellite has been launches with much jubilation and success! Hopefully enough to divert attention from the blog post...
- All employees will be strip searched upon the start and end of the work day.  Security cameras will be placed, hidden, everywhere, UK style, in bins, in other employees clothing. Everywhere will  be monitored. Guards will look over the workers, with a guard for every three employees. Unfortunately, employees are protesting over the tightened security, and are calling this ‘the beginnings of an Orwellian police-state’.
- Your position as a charitable leader in Thatcherite-inspired world of greed in Europe is further solidified. The Nobellus Prize are considering you for an award, so you are told. Hopefully your real position of oppressing dissenters is not too well known by the ceremony...
- You have just made a good chunk of change off of the many who feel forced into paying the fine. Those who cannot afford to pay it have been thrown in jail for some time. Should have thought about the consequences, and have been less rash with the money they spend. They may have thought that uPad was a good purchase, but was it really worth going to jail because of the purchase? I think not.
- The team’s helicopter was destroyed over Eastern Microzenith after thousands of pebbles were thrown at it when it passed over a local mine, and the workers decided to respond to the pamphlets dropped by Zoltar. An angry mob is now searching for the helicopter, armed with bats and knives, seeking to kill the unwanted intruders.
-  I guess if they are successful in killing the ten-thousand strong mob looking for them they could, but it seems a little unlikely they’ll be able to do that at this point. Same with next action as well.

Issues

- Protests outside the government building are becoming increasingly rowdy, with anarchists joining the crowds, armed with Molotov cocktails, broken bottles and machetes.
- Employees are unhappy at the ‘increased safety measures’ in the Rocket factory.
- A reactor has exploded in a nuclear power plant.
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...does this continue? :S



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