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aych bee
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Monday, December 29 2014, 7:07 pm EST
when i am king

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Karma: 147
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Location: you will be first against the wall
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As Livio was coding a new version of Solitaire for the newest version of Windows, his boss, Bill Gates, came into his cubicle and ordered Livio to meet him in his office.

"I have just been shown some very disturbing reports concerning you," Bill Gates said once they were in his office. He took a sheet of paper out of a binder. It was printed from a page from a topic on the Interguild. He pointed towards a post made by soccerboy, and, taking out a pen, circled the signature, which read:

'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.


Livio felt the sweat breaking out of his forehead.

"Would you please care to explain this?" asked Bill Gates.

Livio said...


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Rocketguy2
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Tuesday, December 30 2014, 7:04 am EST
God wishes he was me

Age: 21
Karma: 38
Posts: 850
Location: Clinging to the last whispers of life in my decaying body
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That was a long time ago, back when you were actually living, and not a super cool robot


Can you feel your heart burning?
Can you feel the struggle within?
The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make, you cannot kill me in a way that matters

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