Today I was at the movie theater with my friends, some of which are actually members of the Interguild. They are atvelonis, kevin00r, and kinectking. The movie theater staff failed pretty badly. The movie that my friends were watching was rated PG, so there were a lot of little kids there. The staff accidentally played a movie called Alex Cross, a PG-13 movie that starts with a brutal fighting scene. The kids were screaming and the mothers were yelling for them to look away. After a pretty absurd amount of time, they turned off the movie and played the right one. However, the movie they played was a 3D version, and the movie we were supposed to see was not 3D! Nobody had 3D glasses, so they had to fix it AGAIN. Then, they played the correct movie, except the colors were completely messed up and everything looked like a green piece of crap. Everyone was yelling at the workers and after 10 minutes of their pathetic failures they finally managed to figure out what they were doing and played the correct movie with no other issues. At the end of the movie, they gave us free tickets for us to see any movie we wanted. I decided that I could share stuff like this with the Interguild, so I decided to start this topic. This topic is for everyone to post real life epic fails that they've experienced. If you see a funny fail or mistake happen, or remember one, you should post it here. This topic will be exactly for that.

My dog tried to bury a bone in the fake tree in our living room. That is all

There was that time that I dropped a water ballon off an elevated area and it hit my little sister right on her head. Oddly enough, it was completely accidental.

I once kicked Jorster's iTouch out of his hands. It was funny because it was intentional.

This one time, I made something like my 4000th post, but then later on Livio realized that all of the post counts were messed up because it counted a bunch of chatbox posts as normal ones or something, and he had all of the post-counts redone. Eventually I realized that I made my a 4000th post post, but now had less than 4000 posts, so I made a post about it thinking that people would think it would be funny, but then everyone -1'd my old 4000th post and I was sad

This one time, I locked flashmarsh's topic on what I thought was a legitimate reason, and apparantly it wasnt

This one time I was on this site which had a confusion count based on MEEE

When I was a toddler, I walked up a staircase just to fall down it.

One time, I downloaded this app. Apparently it was a prank (it was free though), and when i opened it, there were terms and conditions with 37 pages so i pressed accept, and it said, "You have just completed 37 pages of terms and conditions in under 4 seconds, that must be some type of record. Congratulation!