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POLL: Dictatorship or democracy?

Dictatorship
1 votes - 20%
Democracy
4 votes - 80%
Total Votes: 5
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Sniper

- The people listen to the speech by Stephen Hawking, and are presented with the leader of the Hawks, Dwight Eisenhower. The people seem happy with the developments, though the media are writing new stories to paint the Hawks as an intrusion on privacy of law-abiding citizens.
- The building of the monstrously huge statue has commenced, however there are concerns over people believing that such a huge statue will ruin their view and make their house prices drop.
- He tells you about how he was tortured in Sproutington after protesting over the state disallowing private enterprise. He begs for your continued protection of him due to rumours about an assassination attempt. He also asks you, even if you stop protecting him, not to extradite him to his homeland due to the potential for his torture and execution for simply speaking his mind.
- Teachers are drafted in to explain the basic safety procedures and what to do in an emergency. A counter has been started, currently stating that their has been '5 days since last accident.'
- Shipping systems have now been replaced, however now formal postal workers have lost their jobs, and some of the technicians have also lost their jobs. Unemployment has risen to 3%, higher than it was before the replacements. The Satellite has almost finished being constructed, and will be ready to launch very soon.
- Stephen Hawking gives the speech but is heckled by disgruntled postal workers who had just lost their jobs. The media portrays the speech as being insensitive towards the newly unemployed.
- Hawks reports show that the pilots are anti-Fascist group activists. They are angry at Sprountington's treatment of its people and the absolute rule of Uncle Jan.
- Alliance declined.

Issues

- The media are preparing their new stories to publish very soon, and are going to be back with a vengeance after the loss of their old stories. They are also labelling Hawking as 'insensitive' and 'out of touch'.
-  Property Investors are complaining about the potential impact on their house prices due to the new statue.
- Unemployment has risen 2% in the last quarter.
- The former Enviroment Minister of the National Socialist party, Ein Grumblylick, has claimed that Hawking is a 'Nazi' inspired by 'Hitler's racist ideals shown in Mein Kampf.'
- A Technica citizen risks the death penalty due to a drunken car crash in Azeroth.

Yaya

- National colour changed, though now people are complaining that the flag will no longer be able to be seen in a forest, which could be detrimental in military situations.
- The diplomat leaves in anger, and relations appear to have significantly worsened between the two countries.
- The glass is replaced and there is now a 24/7 guard around him.
- A gold rush appears to have started. People are travelling in wagons to the mountain, despite the risk of bandits. A new settlement called Rushiapushis has appeared from seemingly nowhere, and despite the lack of gold, black gold has been found!
- Scientists have began their work, but appear baffled about Zoltar's seeming omniscience and aura of power.
- The immigration policy has gone, and now people are coming in from nearby Russia to join in the fanatical miners in the gold rush! Building of the shuttle bus has commenced, however Russia are refusing to allow the bus to pass through their country.
- The country was found to be too large to be covered by the cloaking with current technology, however projects have begun with the aim of cloaking the Perm and Rushiapushis.

Issues

- Trade has ground to a complete halt with WeLoveGodSoWeWin.
- There are concerns about miners being pushed into the current pit as a practical joke by colleagues. Deaths at the mine have risen to 300 a day.
- Russia is refusing to allow you to build the bus through their territory, however you have already finished building the route through Easten Microzenith.

Shos

- The Embassy has begun construction, and for now the Technician diplomat has been housed in Grom Hellscream's palace, and is very comfortable, despite the polar-bear skin rugs teeth, the fully functional iron maiden and the hypnotic eyes of a creepy painting by the young Leonardo da Vinci.
- The Vatican city currently houses around 800 people. However, a huge army is known to be waiting outside the city on Sardinia and Corsica and is ready to respond to any attack. Of the 800 people currently living in the city, 700 are highly trained and loyal soldiers. They are armed with various weapons, ranging from RPGs to Assault Rifles. It is also a well known fact that there are 400 tanks hidden underneath the city, and can be unleashed at any time.
- The torture equipment has been purchased and air-dropped into Rome. It seems a little rusty due to continual use in recently close Guantanamo Bay, but it will do for now.
- The North are angry at you not addressing the issue. They are complaining that the hard-working Northerners are simply subsidising the South. They ask that at the very least you should make Southerners count as citizens of an incorporated territory, lower than true citizens of Azeroth in the North.
- The heavily censored media hardly talk about the issue, mostly out of fear. Citizens however are not deterred from protesting about the above issue and the new laws, and your Foreign Secretary, Grim Missilewroth, has been assasinated by a protestor, and one of generals, Death von Brown-Ppl, has been seriously wounded.
- The people are supportive of the bid to capture the citizen.
- The killer has been found hiding in a sewer, just like the pathetic scoundrel that he is, covered in the excrement of your citizens. He was booed and pelted with various tasty fruits whilst being dragged through the streets to a top-security prison and will be executed in two turns if the court ruling goes as expected.

Issues

- Your Foreign Secretary, Grim Missilewroth, has been assasinated by a protestor, and one of generals, Death von Brown-Ppl, has been seriously wounded.
- A new newspaper has been recently published anonymously, and appears to be openly critcising Hellscream's brutal regime.
- A guard for WeLoveGodSoWeWin has been involved in a bar brawl with one of your citizens. Your citizen ended up killing him later with a broken beer bottle. WeLoveGodSoWeWin are demanding that the killer should be brought to justice.
- Francois Guillome Jean-Claude has declared that he is the one true pope and is asking for your backing in deposing the current pope.

Isa

- The demonstration is mostly peaceful, however one person is arrested for throwing a bottle at police. No police were injured in the attack.
- Pacifists are still not happy, and are refusing to go into the army. Your advisors are unsure what to do with them. Greenland has also assured you that they have no plans to attack, especially whilst they are the territory of the extremely peaceful Denmark. They say that their cold weather would deter them from even creating an army because the training would require expensive warm clothing.
- The people are happy, and now see the Sa dynasty as being in touch with the general population and modern affairs, contrasting them with the son of Grom Hellscream, called a 'stuck-up douchebag' by the media. Your legalised drugs bring in extra money through taxes, however Conservatives are saying that it is immoral to make money off of people's own suffering and the damage to their health.
- Your credits briefly increase in value, but a sudden drying up of one of the oil wells offsets the gain. The company claim that they have already found an even larger oil well, however.
- The Embassy has begun construction, and the Technician ambassador is eagerly awaiting the opening of his offices.

Issues

- People are complaining about Isaland's contribution to Global Warming and Climate Change, claiming that Isaland is 'exceptionally inefficient with fuel' and that 'Oil spills are commonplace and extremely damaging, however they are always quickly concealed by the corporations'.
- Conservatives are saying that it is immoral to make money off of people's own suffering and the damage to their health.
- Pacifists are still not happy, and are refusing to go into the army. Your advisors are unsure what to do with them.

Yuggy

- Although people praise the statement, they say that more active approach should be taken to discrimination, suggesting that jail time would be the best way. Libertarians, in contrast, claim that the statement is correct and morally right, however jail time would be effectively a breach of Freedom of Speech.
- Bob Dee addresses the Pagans, however some are still discontent, even after his immensely passionate speech. They say that although the destruction of their buildings is extreme, they believe that non-Pagans are destroying their heritage in a similar way to the failed attempts of the Teutonic Knights. They say that all monotheists should be force to wear armbands with a swastika on them to depict how truly evil they are.
- EANDLNP Party accept the apology, however other members of his own party accuse him of being weak to back-pedal from his original statement, claiming that he 'hit the nail it's head' in his original speech.
- Scientists are hired from Technica, where they had just lost their jobs. The Scientists announce that their new prototype, the POLYBOT3000 will be unveiled very soon, however they are very secretive about what this new combat robot can do.
- Lithuania appreciate your offer and kind words, however they want to keep their sovereignty. However, they suggested that they could alternatively join a newly set-up 'Baltic League', where military and taxes are shared, but the governments are separate. They are eagerly awaiting your response.

Issues

- Lithuania has proposed a new concept - 'The Baltic League' in which you share military and taxes, but have separate governments.
- Bob Dee's approval ratings have dropped after other parties accuse him of being 'accepting of extremists' and 'weak' for his apology to the EANDLNP Party. He is down three points after a two point lead ahead of the next election.
- A Catholic extremist opened fire on a Pagan ritual site. Thankfully, no-one was killed or injured, however WeLoveGodSoWeWin are pleading with you to pardon him.
- The small blob of Russia near Lithuania are asking to be seeded to Yugnation.

Jazz

- The area holds a referendum in which the side asking to cede to the UK is defeated by three-and-a-half point, however ministers are concerned about how close the race was.
- The laws are passed through parliament without any problems, however many gun-owners are refusing to hand over their weapons, claiming that they need to be compensated for the loss of their expensive guns. One even threatened to 'shoot up the goshdarn parliament and kill those commie bastards'. He has since been arrested, and is believed to be American.
- A vote takes place. The results were: Orange 48%, Grey 17%, Fuchsia 15%, Green 10%, Red 10%. Orange is the new national colour.

Issues

- People are complaining about the cost of the new coloured flags and are demanding compensation.
- Gun Associations are calling the new restrictions a breach of their human rights, a law against fun, the greatest theft of the people and an absolute travesty.
- There are concerns about the loyalty of the Dover province to the country.
- People are complaining that they don't know how to pronounce your Prime Minister's name. People mostly suggest a pronunciation of FDASJFKHASDFKJDHSFDHASDKLREWTUI, which is just as difficult as saying what the symbols actually are.
- 'A convicted terrorist has escaped from Sproutington into their territory. Please arrest him and deliver him back to Sproutington as a sign of our good relations. -The Most Serene Federation of Sproutington'


Buboy

- Medicine is produced quickly by newly trained workers, newly employed after being employed until recently in kissing Lycan's bottom. The Medicine is sold, gaining you 300 credits which you safely stored in the nation's treasury. People are saying that the medicine should have been free, and that you should not profit off of the giant umbrella which the monarchy decided to install.
- The businessman agrees, but he is extremely sly... He 'invests' in the businesses by buying the businesses, sacking their workers, demolishing their workplace and selling on the land, all while benefiting from the tax break.
- The people seem to like the new colour, believing that it is trendy to wear it. Lycan unveiled his new black-themed attire at a recent ceremonial procession, and all the gossip is about what his wife will wear when she gives her speech on Moonlight Women's Day.
- People are beginning to be employed in the many Vitamin D Supplement medicines, however there are concerns that too many Vitamin D Supplement medicines are being produced, dropping the price and reducing the profitability for the business owners.
- The bodyguards are checked, and only one is dissmissed due to an assault conviction. Lycan feels much more comfortable with his security.
- Be more specific. Give me the letter you want to send. Use Yuggy's letter to Lithuania as a model.

Issues

- The Businessman is shutting down local business and sacking workers.
- There are concerns over the Vitamin D Supplement industry crashing and potentially resulting in hundreds of workers being sacked.
- There was a recent riot in North-Eastern Belarus over wanting to cede to Yugnation.

Jellsprout

- The agent has been located, or at least your Secret police believe so. China claim however that this citizen did not act on their behalf, and is in fact a well known terrorist in China. They ask you to extradite him in order for you to execute him.
- The Helicopter is intercepted by a police helicopter, and they are sent back to Technica, where you shake your head. Stephen Hawking does the best he can to exchange the headshake.
- Message sent.
- Both embassies have begun construction. The Technician ambassador apologises for the actions of it's citizens who decided to drop the flyers, and assures you that this was not anything to do with Technica itself, and was simply the work of a group of extremist Socialists.

Issues

- China demand that you extradite the terrorist to China.
- A Technician newspaper is set to publish an article about human rights abuses in The Most Serene Federation of Sproutington.
- Government computers and websites have been hacked by a well-known US 'hacktivist' group.

Darvince

- The military have become extremely frustrated with your lack of action. Your Defence Minister has resigned due to pressure from top generals to do so due to his alleged 'incompetence'. Heinz Fischer is now 25 points down ahead of the election.
- The lack of a stance on the issue has resulted in the 25 point loss to a 27 point loss.
- Heinz Fischer has been forced to resign after losing a vote of no confidence. The election will take place next turn.

Issues

- The election is taking place next turn.
- People are concerned about the rising number of road accidents recently in cities.
- The former Defence Minister has accused the military of being an 'extremist and racist organisation', 'even more so than our party is'.

Soccerboy

- The people are beginning to starve due to a complete end of all wage payments in the public sector.
- The Greek people have stormed Athens and are being held off with immense difficulty by the small loyal force present near the Government building in Athens. They are shouting for the head of Christos Andreadis, the Greek administrator of WeLoveGodSoWeWin.
- Ithacan peasants have killed off the remainder of your troops in a humiliating defeat for the Pope. They have recently executed Rhea Papadopoulos, your general in the region, and stuck his head on a spike and paraded it around the region.
- Crime has further increased with cases of pickpocketing doubling over the last two weeks, and some people from France and Azeroth are even attacking your priests. One nearly made it to the pope.
- Francois Guillome Jean-Claude has declared that he is the one true pope, and has asked for backing form Azeroth in uprooting you as pope.
- Relations have worsened with Darvw-sa. You would have thought that two countries in chaos would stick together.

Issues

- Ithacan peasants have killed off the remainder of your troops in a humiliating defeat for the Pope.
- The people are beginning to starve due to a complete end of all wage payments in the public sector.
- The Greek people have stormed Athens and are being held off with immense difficulty by the small loyal force present near the Government building in Athens.
- Francois Guillome Jean-Claude has declared that he is the one true pope.
- There are rumours of a potential invasion from Azeroth.

Rocketguy

- Relations with the US are as bad as ever, and trade has not improved. Finance minister George Smith has resigned.
- A court has decided to take up the case for impeaching you and will begin proceedings next turn.
- The Christian party are laughed at and ignored by the general populace, and popularity for the nut-case party dips dramatically.
- Research has begun, but Scientists are unsure that a cheap alternative even exists to the current modern fuel. Research continues but the scientists are discontent with what they call a pointless exercise.
- bang_jan has been tracked down in Eastern Cheltenham. What do?
- Searching for aliens will not be easy without an efficient rocket.
- Be more specific.
- Canada are insulted by your offer, and relations have worsened. A foreign minister has cancelled his visit to Dublin as a sign of how insulted he is.

Issues

- Relations with the US and Canada have gone down the drain.
- You're going to be impeached.
- People are demanding that you resign due to the terrible economy. People can barely afford food and wages are moving far behind inflation.
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Jorster, I'll do your country tomorrow. I'm out of creative juices for now.
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'FlashMarsh' said:
Jellsprout

- The agent has been located, or at least your Secret police believe so. China claim however that this citizen did not act on their behalf, and is in fact a well known terrorist in China. They ask you to extradite him in order for you to execute him.
- The Helicopter is intercepted by a police helicopter, and they are sent back to Technica, where you shake your head. Stephen Hawking does the best he can to exchange the headshake.
- Message sent.
- Both embassies have begun construction. The Technician ambassador apologises for the actions of it's citizens who decided to drop the flyers, and assures you that this was not anything to do with Technica itself, and was simply the work of a group of extremist Socialists.

Issues

- China demand that you extradite the terrorist to China.
- A Technician newspaper is set to publish an article about human rights abuses in The Most Serene Federation of Sproutington.
- Government computers and websites have been hacked by a well-known US 'hacktivist' group.


-Extradite the terrorist to China. But before we send him, hide a GPS chip inside the sole of his shoe so we can track his movements in China. Change nothing about the Minister's situation.
-Let them publish the article. Meanwhile, take one of our rehabilitated citizens with a close and loving family and make him work at the embassy in Technica. Be sure to remind him whenever convenient that his family is still in Uncle Jan's hands. While in Technica, he can be the perfect example of a Uncle Jan's benevolence. If even a deadly terrorist can get converted into a patriotic citizen of The Most Serene Federation of Sproutington, it can't be all bad.
-The problem there is inproper infrastructure. Replace all government computers with new ones without any internet access but instead access to an isolated government network and strictly prohibit government employees to work on confidential information on any computer connected to the internet. Instead all government computers will be connected to a new network completely separated from the outside world. That way nobody without such a computer can access any sensitive files. This is also the perfect opportunity to allow some proper monitoring of whatever goes on in these government computers.
Furthermore, don't destroy any of the computers already connected to the internet. Instead, quietly replace all the files on them with all kinds of nasty viruses and trojans.

Long term plans:
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This image contains my long term rearrangement plans for Sproutinton. The constructions should be done with the following priorities:
1. In black there are a few dikes. These dikes already exist in the actual Netherlands, but if they don't in Sproutington I want to construct them there. The should keep out the tides and turn the inner waters into fresh water.
2. In light yellow there should be the power sector of Sproutington. All nuclear power plants should be build on these islands. Nobody is permitted to live there and only people who work there are allowed access to the islands. It should be guarded by the military. Furthermore, it should be possible to flood each power plant individually if something should happen.
3. The black dot is the government building. Clear the surrounding area and ban anyone from these grounds that doesn't work in the building. It is protected by the military and reinforced to withstand an attack.
4. In red is Urban Sproutington, a bit larger than it already is. Basically one big city. This will become the only city of the nation, with most people living in it. Furthermore, in fuchsia is the International District, where all the embassies will be build and in light gray is the Knowledge District. This district hosts the only university and all research centers of Sproutington.
5. In light red is the Sproutington Military Base. Here is the military base, the boot camp and large areas for training exercises. Note that some islands are also part of it.
6. In dark blue is the International Port. This contains an airport, a seaport and an international train station. All tourism and international trade will go through this Port.
7. In dark gray is Industrial Sproutington. All factories are located here, as well as some villages for the workers to live in.
8. In dark green is Rural Sproutington. All the farms and greenhouses are located here. Remember, The Most Serene Federation of Sproutington cares about its animals less than its citizens. Livestock happiness is not a factor. As long as the meat output is maximized and the meat is of good quality, anything is permitted. And also remember, Sproutington cares less about its plants than about its animals. Anything is permitted to maximize the crop output, again as long the product is of good quality.
9. In light cyan there is a fresh water fish farm. Stuff the lake full with edible fresh water fish and regulate the fishery as an extra food source.
10. Finally, in light blue is the Sproutington Beach and in light green is Sproutington Wilds. These are two vacation destinations for hard working citizens that have been granted a holiday.

This reorganization as a whole has high priority and needs to be completed as soon as possible.


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I accept Sniper's embassy on the condition that Yugnation has one there.
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- People are complaining about the cost of the new coloured flags and are demanding compensation.
- Gun Associations are calling the new restrictions a breach of their human rights, a law against fun, the greatest theft of the people and an absolute travesty.
- There are concerns about the loyalty of the Dover province to the country.
- People are complaining that they don't know how to pronounce your Prime Minister's name. People mostly suggest a pronunciation of FDASJFKHASDFKJDHSFDHASDKLREWTUI, which is just as difficult as saying what the symbols actually are.
- 'A convicted terrorist has escaped from Sproutington into their territory. Please arrest him and deliver him back to Sproutington as a sign of our good relations. -The Most Serene Federation of Sproutington'

- Offer to exchange fuchsia flags to orange flags for free, and send fuchsia flags to be recycled.
- Submit statement stating that it is for the good of the people, and secretly change it so with government permission, gun clubs may have extra guns.
- Hold conference asking for ideas to keep them loyal. Meanwhile, send a form asking residents of the province what they want from the government, other than succession
- Note that the leader isn't a prime minister, but a president. Note that the pronunciation is obvious, as it is pronounced as 'John Smith'.
-MANHUNT.

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The Pope issues a nuclear bomb to be dropped on Greece.


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
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Could I put in an action, Flash?


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No, I want te actions issues together so I don't get confused.
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Ok.

On another note, Nations who are pretty much screwed:
Soccer's
Rocket guy's


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'soccerboy13542' said:
The Pope issues a nuclear bomb to be dropped on Greece.
Quote:
No 'NUKEZ EVERY1'
Well that lasted long...



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I'm not nuking everyone though... I'm only nuking my own country


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You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
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With Nuke youvdon't have.
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- The media are preparing their new stories to publish very soon, and are going to be back with a vengeance after the loss of their old stories. They are also labelling Hawking as 'insensitive' and 'out of touch'.
-  Property Investors are complaining about the potential impact on their house prices due to the new statue.
- Unemployment has risen 2% in the last quarter.
- The former Enviroment Minister of the National Socialist party, Ein Grumblylick, has claimed that Hawking is a 'Nazi' inspired by 'Hitler's racist ideals shown in Mein Kampf.'
- A Technica citizen risks the death penalty due to a drunken car crash in Azeroth.

- Buy 4 units of Burgers from the USA. Organize the unemployed to deliver humanitarian aide to Greece by handing out the burgers for the people there, telling them that Technica will help them in their times of need. If the newspapers still try to negatively portray Hawking, they will look like the biggest douches of all time.
- If we still have a lot of people out of work, organize training courses to get the people ready to help the scientists research new technologies. Put anyone who is already able to work researching and building the force fields.
- Have the Hawks pay him a visit. Make it look like he died from an overdose of illegal drugs from Isaland. Everything is done off the books so there is no chance of a leak.
-Send an elite Hawks team into Azeroth to try to find our citizen before their government does and get him back to Technica where he will stand trial.
PEDIT
Mixed up who did what so this version is better now.

Actions
- Start mass producing strategic rockets.
- Start building massive refugee camps.
- If I can, give the scientists developing force field technology 400 credits to speed things up.
- Fine all of the people involved in the helicopter incident and give the credits to Sproutington.
- Offer the Sproutington refugee a plane ticket to Denmark and an official letter from our ambassador explaining his situation.
- Keep building the satellite.
- Put together a team to go into Easten Microzenith. Included should be 4 tanks and a couple platoons of soldiers along with a research team. Their objective is to find examples of cloaking technology and AI. Once they find some, they will use a teleporter pad truck they brought with them and send the samples back to Technica for analysis. While in Easten Microzenith, they are to set up camp away from population centers to avoid threatening the locals. They are not to take anything by force, but should also not hesitate to use force if they need to defend themselves. Because they are organized and the anarchists are, well, anarchists, they shouldn't run into any big problems. Send a message to Zoltar letting him know what we're up to.
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Everyone runs faster with a knife.
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- Trade has ground to a complete halt with WeLoveGodSoWeWin.
- There are concerns about miners being pushed into the current pit as a practical joke by colleagues. Deaths at the mine have risen to 300 a day.
- Russia is refusing to allow you to build the bus through their territory, however you have already finished building the route through Easten Microzenith.
- Don't care. Their economy is zero anyway. Dismiss issue for now. Use incident as a reminder to show how safe-- or at least  how stubborn the vaults of the semi-Official Bank of Eastern Microzenith are. No matter what you do, the money is yours! They're the ones missing out on a budding oil trade.
- Gather together a mob of loyal Zoltar worshippers. Don't punish anyone pushing so in self defense. Kill any particularly violent offenders. Round up offenders who aren't resisting arrest and lock them in a vault at the Semi-Official Bank of Eastern Microzenith. Keep them alive with miner corpses disguised as chili until further notice. Have Zoltar say bandits or foreign espionage kidnapped them.
- Send following letter to Russia. If Russia rejects offer, convert shuttle bus to off road vehicle and use cloaking technology to hide its passage through Russia.
Spoiler:


Actions:
- Send complementary fruit basket and barrel of oil to Stephen Hawking as an apology for the embassy kerfuffle. The decision remains the same, but Zoltar wishes to not let it get between relations of the two countries.
- Order three "tourists" to go to Azeroth and see if they can "observe" any information that may help Eastern Microzenith figure out its AI citizens program. Equip them with suicide pills in event of capture.
- Start advertising campaign saying Eastern Microzenith's oil is more pure (and cheaper) than Saudi Arabia's to gain edge on market.
- Advise citizens in the event of forest combat to set flag on fire in order to make it stand out in among the trees. Airdrop a crapton of them over Perm and Rushiapushis to help ease the transition to them.
- Buy 16 (400 credits worth) sets of cactus spines from Mexico. Begin planting them around the border in hopes of constructing a natural defense barrier to a ground invasion.



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Isa
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Wednesday, November 14 2012, 11:14 pm EST
No. I'm an octopus.

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Location: Uppsala, Sweden - GMT +1
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Quote:
- People are complaining about Isaland's contribution to Global Warming and Climate Change, claiming that Isaland is 'exceptionally inefficient with fuel' and that 'Oil spills are commonplace and extremely damaging, however they are always quickly concealed by the corporations'.
- Conservatives are saying that it is immoral to make money off of people's own suffering and the damage to their health.
- Pacifists are still not happy, and are refusing to go into the army. Your advisors are unsure what to do with them.

1. Satisfy the people by promising change in attitude versus climate change, and actually do something about it. Preventing oil spills is important for not only the climate, but most importantly the economy. Every oil drop that goes to waste means a smaller fortune for Isaland.

2. Disregard conservatives, acquire immorality, money and drugs.

3. Offer non-violent spots in the military to pacifists, such as kitchen/nursery work.


-Start manufacturing drugs to be sold at an international market.
-Start developing a PR team to market aforementioned drugs.
Darvince
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Thursday, November 15 2012, 12:42 am EST
sea level change

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Gender: Female
Location: The Nuclear Era
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lol am I the only democracy?

Issues:
- The military are concerned about their lack of tanks in the current army.
- The media are being accused of a variety of privacy breaches, from phone hacking to creepy guys stalking celebrities.
- A vote of no confidence has been called.


- Construct ze tankz! Tree tankz.
- Have Parliament assume all power for this turn.
- Inspect the major media sources. Defund all media sources that have 20 or more accounts breaching privacy, telling them that they may still run off of private donations.
- Swap Heinz Fischer and Werner Faymann.

Actions:
- Send military personnel to Vatican City to occupy it and hold it hostage.
- Send aid (radioactive treatment, cleanup, and food rations) to Greece. (large victory in Parliament)
- Remind the media that the security measures could be much greater, and have 20% of the cameras taken down per turn.
- Trade drugs for money with Isa's nation.


"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

Rocketguy2
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Thursday, November 15 2012, 4:15 am EST
God wishes he was me

Age: 21
Karma: 38
Posts: 850
Location: Clinging to the last whispers of life in my decaying body
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resign


Can you feel your heart burning?
Can you feel the struggle within?
The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make, you cannot kill me in a way that matters
Yuggy
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Thursday, November 15 2012, 8:39 am EST
I am a wise goat

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'Darvince' said:
lol am I the only democracy?
I am a democracy too.
Yuggy
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Thursday, November 15 2012, 8:48 am EST
I am a wise goat

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- Ask Russia to hold a referendum in their small blob to see if they become part of Yugnation.
- The Catholic is exiled back to WeLoveGodSoWeWin, and is no longer allowed in Yugnation.
- Bob Dee gives a heartfealt speech to the nation. He explains how he didn't back down, just that insults are not the way to go in politics and that he didn't want any disunity in Yugnation.
- Accept Lithuania's concept with plans of eventually becoming one nation.
- Tell people that a more active approach won't be taken unless dicrimination becomes a major problem. Also say that discrimination shouldn't happen as we are a strong nation and shouldn't have internal disunity.
- Tell the Pagans that while they disagree with monotheists, they don't have to destroy them.

- Except Buboy's embassy, and build one there too.
- Ask Buboy to hold a referendum in the area that wants to join Yugnation.
- Thank Lycan for his letter and accept the peace treaty.
Yuggy
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Thursday, November 15 2012, 8:55 am EST
I am a wise goat

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Also you need to update the bank in the header with the last turn...
buboy24
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Thursday, November 15 2012, 9:17 am EST

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- Refund the money to the buyers and ask pardon to them.
- Investigate what the businessman gonna do next. Fire and exile him. Give back the employees their old work.
- Ask the residents of the North-Eastern Belorus why they want to transfer to Yugnation. They will not go until I say so.
Actions:
- Ask the residents to stop gossiping about Lycan's wife. This can destroy her reputation.
- Stop the production of the medicine. Make this into a pharmacy where any kinds of medicine is sold.
- Make a peace treaty for Yugnation, not Isa's or Shos'.
- Build an embassy in Yugnation
Spoiler:


It's good to be back.
shos
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Friday, November 16 2012, 12:54 pm EST
~Jack of all trades~

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1. new rule is to be imposed in the country: all murderers, rapists, drunk drivers(!), spies and alike who are caught will be brought to trial and if found guilty will be tortured and executed. All Human Rights Organizations are welcome to write me letters about it. Any public protesters will be jailed for a week.

2. another new rule is to be issued: anyone who does not pay taxes will not be given any benefits at all from the government. The benefits given to citizens will be given equally, so that if Southern people don't pay their Taxes, the Northern people will benefit more. Any nothern family/citizen who will be found abusing this will be tortured.

3. Replace the assassinated people and find their killers. When found - just like the Technician from earlier - trial, torture, death.

4. Issue private bodyguards to all important personnel in government who don't have any.

5. Start an army recruitment campaign. Ads on newspapers and TV, flyers in the south and the north. in the ads, mention the good economy and technology in the country.

6. make sure the embassy in sniper's land and sniper's embassy here are built properly and start looking for a good embassador

ISSUES
1. see 3&4 earlier
2. send the secret police to find the origin of that newspaper. ambush the publishers and interrogate.
3. treat the peson who killed the guard in accordance to the rule issued in 1 above.
4. Call Francois Guillome Jean-Claude and show him the info gathered by satellite about the Vatican. No military help will be given there; if he wishes, he can go and talk to them himself.


Jorster
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Friday, November 16 2012, 2:30 pm EST
mfw

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'FlashMarsh' said:
Jorster, I'll do your country tomorrow. I'm out of creative juices for now.

I'm waiting


FlashMarsh
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Friday, November 16 2012, 2:52 pm EST

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'Jorster' said:
Nation name: Jorsterton
Population: 50
Government type: Communism
Leader/Head of State: Me
Capital: Pick for me.
Starting Land: Pick for me.
National Colour: Puce

Technology: 5/10 (Determines your success in developing new technology, and adds to starting technology)
Economy: 5/10 (Determines your money and cashflow)
Military: 10/10 (Higher starting army, extra military technology to start)
Diplomacy: 0/10 (Determines success at conference)


Haven't read any of this thread, just wanted to put this here. Read it when I get home.



Jorsterton is a fledgling communist state, recently deposing and killing it's former dictator, Jean-Claude de Ouche. Jorster, the leading member of the organisation, headed the revolution, backed by his loyal army of supporters. The land is still experiencing toil, and an ongoing civil war in Bulgaria is putting a strain on the newly born merged state of Jorsterton. Communist reforms are largely not implemented at the moment due to the problems in introducing them during conflict, however Jorster has promised to make the reforms very soon.

Starting Technology: Satellites, Advanced Agricultural Tools
Economy: 300 credits a turn
Military: Huge army of loyal supporters

Starting Issues

- The rebels in Bulgaria are advancing towards Sofia with foreign aid in the form of weapons and supplies.
- The economy is strained due to the Civil War in Sofia destroying many villages and farms.
- The Commissar for War, Tase Svetoslav Sergei Mikhail Todorov, is asking for you to pour more supplies into defeating the rebels by taking all spare food from all non-soldiers and forcing all workers to make weapons and ammunition.

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