I'm assigning myself a job: Official Cat Inspector.

2 cats have been inspected and neither were turtles in disguise.

atvelonis: you are the policeman. your job is to make sure that no one steals each other's food.

mariafernandez: cuando estás hablándome, hable usted en español. voy a usar un traductor si no puedo entender.

tu trabajo es interrogar a la gente. Deberías trabajar con Atvelonis para mantener baja delincuencia.

woah woah woah, darvince. no. you can do that on the side, but stick to my crappy random job.

can I be a secret police member?

but know everybody will know you're a secret police member!

just to clarify, jobs like job assigner, inspector, and policemen do not produce food, but they take up resources, so too much of them is undesireable.  

sorry lie, i no spoke español i only spoke aleman  

This is preposterous! A policeman? Can I at least have a police cat? And a theme song? And a theme song for my police cat?

nobody speaks german in a spanish country

Hey guys, if you are slaughtering sheep/cows/chickens/whatever else, could you do that in Minecraft and post screenshots so that I have something quantifyable to work off of? Or if you don't have Minecraft just use a random farm simulator or something???

no i joke, i want to practiced my engles (is that how say?) so no español

there is an h at the end. english is a strange language

hay una h al final. Inglés es un idioma extraño

For maria:

Step 1. Go here.
Step 2. Look at last few sentences.
Step 3. Locate the word "English".

In english: aleman = german

thank you for help

i interrogate kro for how does he kill pig and chickens without weapon? or does have sword?

http://i.imgur.com/VmFF9wI.gif
http://www.gifcrap.com/g2data/albums/Animals/Puppies%20swarming%20all%20over%20a%20very%20patient%20cat.gif
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-jhTiAx4OP74/UiKQdV_MtJI/AAAAAAAABSI/ZKxlHKUFGhw/w400-h300-no/turbine.gif
http://i.imgur.com/q4BkdcV.gif

remember the next round starts tommorow

is there anyone who is playing that does not have a job? just making sure.

Okay, soccerboy being helpful. 9/10
mudkipz, 1 mesmerizing gif, 2 funny gifs, 1 weird gif. 4 gifs total. 7/10
everyone else, 0/10, you did nothing.

no i ask kro a question? he did no respond

a new round has started and will end in 3 days. data posted to the spreadsheet in the header.

well, we've been having a net loss of 5.7 hunger, so hopefully the inspector will do something about it. the job assigner would do well to fix some of the useless jobs and unneeded bureacrats (hint: the police).

What am I supposed to do?
"I cook meat"?

i thought the round started when 01110000011011110110 said

I found these pancakes in an "abandoned" vehicle today. I did the right thing and ate them took a photo of them and put them in a safe. I think that having a police cat may help me with this investigation. I will get a police cat soon and report in.

Use the rest of the wool that Kro gave me to make everyone a T-shirt, a Pair of trousers, 5 pair's of socks, and 1 coat

I have 3400 grams of wool left

eating someone elses pie will make that person mad

i think you're supposed to make up the names of things you've cooked. personally i think it's a dumb job, but soccerboy will have to sort that out.