tell me

6.83 slugs

219.748752 pounds

Last time I weighed myself, about 71 kg.

I keep dandling at around 76-79Kg. I'm limiting myself not to pass 80 because that would mean I'm eating too much and burning too few. I eat like a monster(seriously - for example, last tuesday I ate 700g of meat in one meal) so I have to maintain the kungfu to not get obese

23.5 sacks of patato skins

25 money bags.

1.54 sheep units

1 Isa

About 13 stone, whatever that is in kg. About right for my height (~2m).

just over 2 billion planck-masses

Can anyone beat Jory's record as fattest member of the interguild/

1000kg

Sorry, he's still the fattest

I weigh 114,300 at's

I'd like to change my answer to 4.3e28 u.

None of your darn business.

The real question here is if you were to drop my weight in bricks and my weight in feathers off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first?

How are the feathers or bricks held together and what shape do they take?

So uh, seriously now, how satisfied are you guys with your weight and height?

Shos, I've always imagined you as a 220-pound bodybuilder with huge biceps and an 8-pack. (No clue why) Do you actually look like that?

I've stayed within the same 5 pound range of weight since probably 2009. I thought I'd gain weight this year because I stopped playing soccer so I was only exercising twice a week now, and I'd be susceptible to the Freshman 15, but nope still the same. I think I've made up for slack in exercise by the crazy amounts of walking I do between classes, and I think I've mainly expressed my Freshman 15 through soda consumption, which for the most part doesn't make you gain weight, but just makes your teeth fall out and dissolves your stomach, hooray! It's probably a gateway to alcoholism, lol. I am content with my 5 year current weight.

I wouldn't mind being an inch or two taller. I'm already 6'2, so there's a good chance I'm done growing. But, being taller gets you more success in life, so I'll take all I can get.

Yes. The guy's shredded. The ladies love him.

I've always been tall and skinny and bendy like a long, twisty chilli pepper. Or an amputated giraffe. I'm really good at crawling through things without moving my arms.  

I'm 5'8 ish and weigh somewhere between 110-120. i've been meaning to work out and stuff but most of the time it's just kinda boring in my opinion :/

@Yaya, that riddle is well-known here. I think it goes like this, which weigh heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? It's just the same. By the way, I think I'm 60 kg and asking about my height, it's 5'7.