So on Facebook, about every 2 or 3 days I'll post a "Jory-ism". So I thought, "Why not here?" So may I present to you,
The Jory-ism Thread!
Jory-ism #1: A GPS is similar to God in many ways: it has a bird's-eye view of earth from space and it tells you what to do and where to go. The only difference is that a GPS isn't more compliant when you sacrifice a live goat in its honor. At least I don't think it is. I've never tried.

Side-Note:Feel free to post your own [username]-isms as well.

This has changed my outlook on life.

Wow. I'd never thought about a GPS's similarity's with god. Now you come to mention it there very similar. Apart from the fact that Christians believe that you can't see god but he is evrywhere. I think Jory - isms are really cool and I can't wait to see what's next.

Darv-ism:
Hell, if it happens to exist, would actually be a pretty cool place.

I it a land of dwarfs? Darv - ism made me think of dwarfism.

Thanks for all the positive feedback! I might just start posting one every day!
Jory-ism #2:When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into your enemy's papercuts

+alcohol and salt.

oh oh, and in the eyes.


I'm not sure what I'm doing here.

Omg I haaaaaaaattttttteeeeee peyper cutz, ewww.

Where did we come from? Why are we here? Where do we go when we die? What lays beyond? And what lay before? Is there anything certain in life? People say that life is too short; "the here and the now, and you're only given one shot." But could there be more, have we lived before? Could this be all that there is?

Jorster, my dear friend. I believe you have answered all these questions in 1 paragraph. If there were a God that created the most complicated jigsaw puzzle there is, then you were the one to solve it.

You have converted my religion, and I believe in you. Nowadays I believe that if I die tomorrow, I'll be alright cuz I believe that when we die, our spirit carries on. People also say that there is a god, who I believe is you. What is the nature of knowledge, and what determines the fate of each individual; these are the questions that you make seem so rhetorical and obvious.

It is a cursed evil to any man to become as absorbed in any subject as you are in yours, for you are The Creator, inventor of--

--wait, this is the Internet. anyone can make up anything and have others believe it. I'm so.... oh god.

Gawd I love you Cedric <3 Why are you so amazing?

Are we human... or are we dancer?

Cedric... as your spirit will live on you wouldn't mind if I...

I don't know if I'm being overly touchy about this, but can we try to keep away from anti-religion comments? I realize that not everyone shares my beliefs, but it would be nice if other people realized the same thing.

Snipe, what religion do you believe in? o:

@Jorster Genes. <3

I'm Christian. And to clarify, I didn't really have a problem with your bit, it was funny. Mainly, it was jory's first post. GPS thing, funny. Goats, compliance, that sort of thing, that's what I didn't like so much. I mean, I don't think I'm overly zealous. Just look at the crazy Third Person debate. And Turtleism. I just felt like that was a bit much.

Christian buddy! ;D

Those were just jokes though, they weren't supposed to be taken seriously or anything. And no, you're not a zealot. My opinion.

Sorry if it offended you. I'll try not to post more religion stuff.

Jory-ism #3:Handbooks are nice. You always know what part of your body to open them with.

@Jorster I prefer the previous ones but that dosen't mean I don't love this one. Simple and nice.

Yug-ism!

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Nice one Yuggy.

Shave - ism

If live gives you a great razor don't despair when you cut yourself.

I don't mean to be rude or anything, but isn't this a thread mainly dedicated to Jorster? Just saying.

So basically what you are saying is for everyone to shut up due to Jorster's extreme importance. A thread is not meant to be exclusive for a single person. In Ask Sprout other people answer his questions, and no-one cares.

Flash, what's up with you lately?
this topic is about 'jory-ism' or whatev, and the two posts before mention yug-ism and shave-ism. since this is random chat anyway, why would you react that way man? :/ I'd vote you..

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pointless and rude discussion removed.
if you guys start anything of this kind again, I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I just suspended both of you.


if you two want to keep rambling, you can do it in PMs. and if you're going to use any offending words, be noted that if anyone gets offended and reports that, stuff will be taken seriously.